To My Fellow Preds; I Wish You A Delectable Prey.

One things that I don’t even know if gets talked about as much as it should but it’s pretty much ‘snail on car’ vibes.

So ya know that tinies generally move slower then there giant counterparts, meaning that when they travel on there shoulder or something is generally a lot ‘windier’. I just imagine just a tiny feeling like being a snail on a car (vroom) or it hecken wimdy.

*hackers voice*: Im in

The random pred that I begged to eat me: ????

Preds that are used to willing prey meeting an unwilling prey. I don’t know how it gets to where I like but alas.

…“What do you mean want to be eaten” “What do you mean you don’t” ….

Mutual confusion just I so entertaining

Gave me a good giggle this.

this is the funniest video ive ever seen in my life

One of the pains in being long (tall) is that it’s hard to find a seat that you can swing your legs.

Morale of the story: be smol / smol-ness is underrated.

To the blorbo bank it is!

Are you limited to one blorbo per show? If not, can I must buy more blorbo slots?

in light of recent drama in the community, z/ionism is not tolerated on my blog. being angry at i/srael is entirely justified. threatening other people is also not okay. I don’t want to make this a political space, but this should just be common sense.

if you don’t know what drama I’m talking about, good. don’t go looking. let’s move on from this as a community and stop harassing people — the sooner we address it and move past it, the sooner we can go back to doing the stuff we used to do.

no more of this, and especially not in the main tags. this is meant to be a safe space for people and the more it spreads the worse it gets. thanks for reading 🍉

Something that I like, for a while but somehow only just realised, is the anthropomorphisation, manifestation or deity of pain and suffering being a protective and healing pred.

The idea that some entity created (or “responsible” in some sense of the word) protecting you from that pain is weirdly comforting.

Laios, we need to cook

Slimy kith