I’m Gonna Go List My Favourite Things About Some Preds.

The tumblr vibe just seem to be people unleashing their inner gremlin, and it’s fantastic we can be gremlins together

One things that I don’t even know if gets talked about as much as it should but it’s pretty much ‘snail on car’ vibes.

So ya know that tinies generally move slower then there giant counterparts, meaning that when they travel on there shoulder or something is generally a lot ‘windier’. I just imagine just a tiny feeling like being a snail on a car (vroom) or it hecken wimdy.

Blue Di@mond pred

What would you do if found out your friend was a size shifter?

Like imagine you saw your friend a few minutes ago but now re-acquainted but there now two inches tall. I imagine an incidental staring contest begins as they both realise: my friends a size shifter and he knows! I’d probably pick him up and give him little had pats with my finger as he sits on my palm.

Imagine being in the belly of a generally hyper person

Bouncing left, right and centre. Like “STOP MOVING PLEASE, I did not just get eaten to be stuck in a bouncy castle!”

More people must see this!

more sketches of the muppet AU I said I'd draw more of! The only thing stopping me from turning any of this into 3D is the current weather...

side note: there are no hard rules to my muppet AU, it works on vibes and whatever is funniest for the scene. Try not to overthink any of it.

If I were tiny, I would absolutely try to climb absolutely everything. Just to see if I could. I will try to climb up to your face and no, do not attempt to pick me up and help me. If I succeed you will designated officially climbable by my brain’s decision making authority.

Getting down will be an entirely different issue.

do NOT swallow nagas tail first!! directional friction means that it’ll be very difficult and you might even lose your lunch (hehehe)!

instead eat them headfirst, and once you’ve got their human half down your throat you’ll be AMAZED at how easily they slip down into your belly! the positioning of a naga’s scales makes it so that even if they’re trying hard to get back out, any sort of movement from them will just work them even quicker down your esophagus :)

um. any nagas reading this look away this is private

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

I love that being a prey means that I go on a “vacation”.

When life gets too hard to handle, you can just get nommed and take an escape. Best part is, no-one will know your there. Just lay back and take a good rest. You could even include some friends and have a sleepover.