When Ur Brother In Law Gets High Off His Ass And Realizes That She's Actually Your Sister In Law

mr sandman

man me a sand

I've needed a mobility aid for a while, and I think that platform crutches would work well for me. Unfortunately, it seems impossible to find just a normal ass pair of platform crutches???? They're all super fancy, or it's just one. Recommendations???

Orange toed tree frog is a fabulous name -^-

They call ‘em red eyed but I try to use as little light as possible when I peek at them at night, so their orange toes are much more striking

But if you call them orange toed tree frogs that somehow sounds much less cool

Especially when they tell u ur being dramatic. Let's see how u like it huh

does anyone else wish they could switch bodies with someone/give their pain to someone to see how that person reacts? like, am i being too over dramatic or is it really that bad? can they white knuckle it or are they also kneeling over in pain??

falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

If you, a teacher, are not willing to work with disabled students (especially if you have help from a sped teacher), you should not be a teacher.

Lol so I was looks at YouTube videos and one of them the title mentioned the "hot coworker" and I knew the game so I was like "creator made him hot on purpose don't fall for it" and then immediately after thought "lol me when I meet a hot person irl" lmao. So anyway. I need to go back to therapy

"Ur so rude it's really upsetting"

Okay and it's upsetting to ME that ur so fucking stupid. We both suffering it's only fair.

Bakery clearance rack is full tonight >:D