The Necron Is In Twice Dead King (and She Only Really Gets An Offhand Mention, So All We Know About Her

THE PRIMARCHS - Sons of the Emperor (NEW!) I've made a bunch of tweaks and improvements to my Primarch chart, including a bigger key, better lighting and shading and better contrast. With this project, I wanted a diverse set of Primarchs to reflect more of the human race. - Dorn as an Inuit - Lorgar as Levantine (Christ) - Alpharius as Persian (Order of Assassins) - Corax as Native American (Cree) - Horus & Magnus as Egyptian With better lighting I can show that vision more clearly

Plot twist (or untwist): he becomes a peacock mantis shrimp.

What primarch shall be shrimpified?

… shall? anon what are you planning

… angron. so he can finally have some fucking peace. shrimps is too small for butchers nails

This definitely feels like there's a ship involved.

Good ending AU, he's assigned a Silence sister to watch over him instead of being killed.

So, what you're saying is we should stop shaming people for shaking their ass on tiktok?

Thinking about it, their argument and attitude are even more comparable to anti-woke grifters than I originally thought. They're both based in a premise that canon doesn't change, and they're both insisting that their interpretation of the lore which ignores what canon has explicitly stated is canon-compliant because of it.

I've got no problem with people ignoring lore that they think is dumb. I did that with female Custodes before they got added in. I do have a problem with people doing it and claiming that it's a valid interpretation of the lore.

The funny thing is they've basically got the opposite stance on FSM. One says they can't exist ever, because lore, one says they do exist and always have, because lore.

my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

I'm fairly sure this is actually a pretty common thing for Eldar in general (dark or otherwise). For certain gendered roles (such as Wyches or Aspect Warriors), an Eldar taking up one of those roles will transition to the gender of that role (so all Dire Avengers are male, all Banshees are female, etc).

TIL that there's a canon trans Drukhari Wych Succubus. Like actually stated that she used to be male, but after reaching this rank she transitioned into being a female Drukhari and seems to be totally cool with it.

Slay.

That model is still less gay than the original Dark Angels.

"yoU'rE PAiNtInG tHEm WroNG"

Get fucked, loser.

If I ever write a book, it's going to be half mad social ranting and half epic anime battles.