Things I Heard At School #1

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Things I Heard at Marching Band #6

And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #2

The sun beats women!

Of course I don’t have velociraptors! Who would have such a thing in their closet? *Raptor screeches in the distance* Yea definitely don’t *nervous laughter*

I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know

Things I Heard at Marching Band #10

One day I peed on my dad

Things I Heard at Marching Band #1

I’m going to skin your mother !

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #15

What is up with you and big shits?!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #7

The air is constipated