Pecco Bagnaia & Luca Marini
Qatar GP - November 19, 2023
©️ MICHELIN, VR46 Racing Team
On August 31, 1997, Valentino Rossi won his first World Championship. He triumphed in the 125cc by finishing third in the Czech Republic GP at Brno and became mathematically unreachable at the top of the riders' standings. In the first interview the day after, the phenomenon from Tavullia confesses to having spent a wild night: “We drank a lot: me, my friends, my team.”
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang marc so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time there’s a race with marc, I get a massive erection. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with marc. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of marc's tight spanish asshole. God I wish I was Valentino Rossi because I fucking know for a fact that marc drains his balls daily. I want him to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?
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Me, literally
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Quick Q&A with Vale and Max Biaggi, 2001
Q: Tits or ass? Vale: Ass.
Q: Have you ever paid for a woman? Vale: We all pay for women.
Q: Have you ever been with a man? Vale: No.
Q: Natural but imperfect breasts or perfect but fake? Vale: It's a tough choice.
Q: A perversion of yours? Vale: Watching porn.
Q: Are you faster when riding or when making love? Vale: Unfortunately, making love.
Q: Favorite sex positions? Vale: I like them all.
Q: With how many women have you been at the same time? Vale: At most two.
Q: The oldest woman you've been with? Vale: 28.
Q: The youngest? Vale: 20, I don't remember.
Q: The most beautiful woman in the world? Vale: Angelina Jolie.
Q: Superstitious rituals? Vale: I touch my balls every time someone wishes me luck.
Q: With how many women have you been? 10, 100, 1000? Vale: More than ten but much less than a hundred.
Q: With how many women have you been because you are famous? 10, 100, 1000? Vale: All!
Q: Penis size? Vale: It's been a while since I last measured, last time 16 centimeters.
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Hoping Luca and his delusion +childhon dreams are enough to get through this season
I don't know what to put here so... Gem Archer Supremacy 🛐
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