JJ: Popeeee

JJ: This date is boring!

Pope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

JJ: Then why did you invite me?

Pope: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Pope I'll do whatever want!

Pope: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

JJ: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like 1 just start acting stupid.

Pope: But you're always acting stupid?

JJ:.

JJ: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Cooper, JJ and Pope’s kid, running after Pope’s parents in their RV: bye grandpa! Bye grandma! I love you! Come back soon!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: Cooper stay! Cooper stay!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: stay!

Kiara: have you proposed yet?

Pope: no, but in my head JJ and I have two kids and a library

JJ: [banging his phone on the table in anger]

Pope: Hey, don't be mean to the phone- how would you like it if I banged You on the table, hmm?

JJ, eyes wide

Pope

JJ: yes ple-

Pope: DONT ANSWER THAT

Pope: Why are there 6 more dogs in our apartment?

JJ: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us!

Pope: you gotta be fucking kidding me

Pope, exasperated: but how do I know if he’s gay?

John B: here. JJ!

JJ, looking up from his phone on the couch: what

John B: would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?

Pope: that’s not-

JJ, shrugging: blow jobs maybe… they hurt my jaw

Pope *eyes blowing wide*

John B: you’re welcome.

Pope: do you think you could take me?

JJ, way too quickly: yeah

JJ:

JJ: oh wait you mean in a fight

Pope:

JJ:

Kiara: John B it's happening again

John B: what is?

Kiara, pointing at JJ and Pope eye fucking: that

John B: oh for fucks sake-

Pope: how would you like your coffee?

JJ: as dark and as bitter as my soul

Pope: one vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream, got it