*reunion after the motorcycle incident *
JJ: Pope?
JJ: Pope!
JJ: *running in slow motion*
Pope: JJ?
Pope: JJ!
Pope: *runs to him in slow motion*
JJ: Pope!
Pope: JJ!
JJ: Pope! That was the narliest power slide I’ve ever done-
Pope: *grows angry* JJ!
JJ: *grows concerned* Pope..?
Pope: *goes into full sprint, angry* JJ!!!
JJ: *turns to run away* OH FUCK
Cooper *drops his basket*: oh fuck.
*Pope gawks*
*JJ trying to hold back his laughter*
Pope, later that day: okay, honey. We need to talk about something. It’s about the word you said this morning.
Cooper: what word?
Pope, holding his hands: you know, the one starting with F.
Cooper: flower?
Pope: no
Cooper: fruits?
Pope: no.
JJ: if he doesn’t remember it, maybe we shouldn’t remind him
Pope, glaring at JJ: he said it three times.
Cooper: oh! You mean fuck!
*JJ, falls back against the couch unable to stop laughing*
Pope: JJ, leave the room!
Cop: You ran a red light.
JJ: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
JJ: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?’
Pope, somewhere in the background: I married that idiot
John B, also somewhere in the background: Yes you did
JJ, screaming and running with a metal bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!
‘Emergency assistance, this is Trisha’
Pope: hi, we.. we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us
JJ: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT
Pope: do not break it, you’ll get glass on him!
‘Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay’
Pope: that’s a man
‘Really?’
Pope : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
JJ: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Pope : ...
Pope : You mean ring bearER, right?
JJ: ...
Pope : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
JJ: uh..
JJ: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
John B: JJ, this is real life, not an excellent movie
Pope: JJ, I need a favor.
JJ: I'm not giving you a lap dance again.
Sarah: A lap dance?
John B: AGAIN???
JJ, pointing: can I sit there?
Pope: that’s my lap
JJ: that still doesn’t answer my question
Pope: I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face?
jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO
JJPope incorrect quotes and some edits and shit here and there AO3: Marvel4Lifebitch Instagram: their.gayyourhonour
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