I Have Definitely Earned Canoe Tipping, Sympathy Band Aid, Didn’t Lose Water Bottle For A Week (followed

Children are THE most important work

Bruh… I need it 😂

Keep calm be weird embrace the smooshy Gale faces.

This stupid fucking shirt.

It's Monday...

Hahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂

When campers complain about ropes course helmets

2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner, bar soap for body, forget shaving, learn to appreciate cold showers

How do you master the art of a 3 minute shower?

First of all, this is possibly the most amusing question I’ve ever received.

The art of the three minute shower…

1) 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner. If you can find the combination shower/conditioner/body wash, even better. (Some people call this bar soap.)

2) If you’re even considering waiting for the water to reach a decent not-too-hot or not-too-cold temperature, you’re wasting time and lying to yourself. This isn’t the Embassy Suites.

3) If you’re feeling especially lazy/crunched for time, the shampoo you’re rinsing off down your body DOES count as a body wash.

4) If you’re a girl and you’re considering shaving your legs in the shower….BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (seriously, I’m crying from laughing so hard.)

Any more suggestions, counselors? Comment and share your secret to the 3 minute camp shower!

“Bella is an unreliable narrator” 🙌🏼

Hi. Why aren't any of the Cullens playing with Renesme and actually raising her? They've all grown up in human society, some of them had siblings, and they (probably) have some idea of parenting and socialization. I just got the impression that when she was born and Bella converted, they were all just hanging out with the baby and nothing more.

Eh, I'll actually give them the benefit of the doubt on this one. Bella is an unreliable narrator and too wrapped up in herself to really realize what it means to be a parent, that means Renesmee could be doing anything at all with the rest of the family.

We know she's a playful toddler and Rosalie and Alice have fun dressing her up and taking tons of pictures, I'm going to assume the best in this case. (In part because child Vinelle was a dress up doll too, and I think I turned out alright, if fashion conscious.)

What we sadly also know is that Jacob plays a lot with her, so there's that.

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

My Camp name is Texas and when kids ask my real name I tell them "Tejas". None of them speak Spanish and they seriously believe it.

This movie is gold!

So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry? 

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values (1993)

@rabiote look at this beautiful wholesome picture!

i’m sorry but is that chris evans tippy-toeing to hug chris hemsworth