Me… Patiently Waiting To Fly To Washington For Camp…

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're quite large for an elf"

(There is an extra 🔞 page to this on my Patreon!)

Interacting with my mom’s high school students…

Reminds me of why I’m skeptical of teenagers…

Student 1: “Ms! That’s your daughter?!”

Several students: “You have a daughter?” “That’s your kid?!”

Student 2: “You guys! She’s been here like 5 times!”

When you let the kids use your fidget toys and what not:

When I have a spicy book, that thing ends up an inch from my face 😂

the girlies reading

Yes. This is me. My campers usually learn by Wednesday that if they wake up before my alarm goes off they can take a buddy to the bathroom, read quietly, or go back to sleep!

When I hear noise coming from the bunks before 7AM

Children are THE most important work

“Bella is an unreliable narrator” 🙌🏼

Hi. Why aren't any of the Cullens playing with Renesme and actually raising her? They've all grown up in human society, some of them had siblings, and they (probably) have some idea of parenting and socialization. I just got the impression that when she was born and Bella converted, they were all just hanging out with the baby and nothing more.

Eh, I'll actually give them the benefit of the doubt on this one. Bella is an unreliable narrator and too wrapped up in herself to really realize what it means to be a parent, that means Renesmee could be doing anything at all with the rest of the family.

We know she's a playful toddler and Rosalie and Alice have fun dressing her up and taking tons of pictures, I'm going to assume the best in this case. (In part because child Vinelle was a dress up doll too, and I think I turned out alright, if fashion conscious.)

What we sadly also know is that Jacob plays a lot with her, so there's that.