Guys She's My Wife

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

What if I said Jegulus? My loves! 🫶

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

regulus coming out to effie and monty:

reg: so yeah, i'm trans

effie: no

reg: what?

effie: fleamont no

monty: so that means-

effie: no fleamont

monty: i'm transparent

reg: *tearing up*

effie: *facepalm*

"you're hesitating, love." I SURE AM NOT HESITATING TO HURL MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW AFTER READING THAT (affectionate)

harry potters dead parents and their dead friends and one (1) friend whos alive

why is everyone so pretty? what the hell. why is everyone so beautiful? stop

james 'i love you' potter and regulus 'no you dont' black

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regulus 'i hate you' black and james 'no you dont' potter

“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”

actually i can do whatever the hell i want

platonic jily is the best thing in the whole world. like the thought of them in love makes me cringe but them as reluctant friends to besties? that’s so hot

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so