Barty Is A Mamas Boy With Major Daddy Issues *drops Mic*

coffee shop au where regulus comes to james' cafe and orders seven shots of espresso, james is concerned and finds out regulus is taking medical school finals and is very much not in the mood to talk with cute but loud baristas

i hope we all know james would make *that* face before kissing

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so

the peak of my art career

How tall is your Evan

in my head he's very tall, taller than barty :))

also thank you for the question!

regulus *wearing barty's clothes*: how come i've never seen you wear this dress before?

barty: because when i wear it it's a shirt

"jegulus doesnt make sense" it's not about making sense it's about forbidden romance best friends brother hate to love angst

this is sirius about remus you can't tell me otherwise

gawky, lanky, loser, socially awkward boys who looks like they never spoke to a woman and probably never felt the touch of one. Why are you such loners? Do you even try? Can you make friends at all? Are you that insecure? Why don't you go out? Wanna exchange numbers? I'm free tonight, wanna meet up? Wanna kiss?

the 'all in all you're just another brick in the wall' marauders

"Dorcas is a lesbian" "dorcas is bi" "dorcas is slytherin" "dorcas is ravenclaw" "dorcas is a chaser" "dorcas is a beater" that may be so. But have you considered that dorcas is MY WIFE