Sirius: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Remus : Sirius, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
harry: *walking down the stairs with his hands in his pockets*
lily: what did i tell you about walking down the stairs with your hands in your pockets?
harry: that dad fell that one time and it was hilarious
james: why would you tell him that?!
lily: because it was hilarious
pandora: i want a racoon
evan: we have a barty
pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands
barty: i don't?
platonic jily is the best thing in the whole world. like the thought of them in love makes me cringe but them as reluctant friends to besties? that’s so hot
regulus with a dagger collection is so real
Walburga, horrified that her son spends time with Bartemius Crouch's son: Is Bartemius Crouch Junior a friend of yours, Regulus? 14-year-old Regulus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
au where regulus goes to a restaurant with barty evan dorcas and pandora and regulus says their server, james, is cute and when barty tells james he smiles and throws a pick up line meanwhile regulus is blushing like an idiot
just... just marlene calling dorcas dork..
regulus doesn't move at all while sleeping but sirius will go to sleep in his bed and wake up under it with no recollection of how he got there
my personal headcannons about the fanon marauders era folks !!anti j*r!!
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