Lolz

This post, oh my god!😂😂😂

Bruh i forgot Fetty Wap dreads was fake

Upset Optimus punching prowl through a window.Optimus cry. Punched Prowl.Optimus why!?

Optimus finds some change. Optimus Dime

Optimus eats a citrus fruit. Optimus Lime

Jazz 1, haters 0😂

Things I remember at 6:30 am. Jazz is basically a scops owl.

@anon-e-miss *cocks fly swatter* do not feel sorry for your views, we're all different folks with different interest. If anyone comes for you, my fly swatter is ready to smack some fools in the name of your honor!😆

Also, you mentioned She-Ra. Are you still a fan? If so did you hear about the reboot?

37, 38😄

37. IDW. If I had to choose between MTME or Lost Light I think Lost Light is my most hated of the two, but I hate them pretty equally. I know, I know people love these comics. But oh how I hate them. I don’t want to rip them apart, else I will get ripped apart for my troubles but I’ll be concise. For me, the writing is bad, the characterization particularly so. It’s cool if you like it, I don’t sweat it, but my opinions here are set, so no IDW defenders on this post, please.

38. I don’t remember this but I watched G1 at my babysitter’s place, a long with He-Man and She-Ra. When I was a little older I got into Beasties (ya that what we called it in Canada), and I still love that series. When I was in my 20s I watched all the old G1 episodes and really enjoyed it. So here we are.

I'm screamin XD

Can you imagine Jazz trying to ask out Prowl??

im not sorry

Prowl is not sure how come Jazz gets to have a Noivern and he’s got a baby Noibat, he’s kind of embarrassed his team is kind of the ‘cute’ side. mwahahaha….his Houndour isn’t very sure what they’re getting into. I was going to give him a Frogadier instead of a Fletchinder for his evolved pokemon but I thought Prowl having to raise his ‘mons was too delightful to let it pass.

Gotta work for that Greninja, Prowler!

And working on a design for Sideswipe in Break the Chain. >,> need to update that now that I’m writing new bits of it.

So cute^ω^

art dump!

I wanted to draw jazz as a human, so I just doodled what came to mind, yah I drew Blitzwing and bumblebee arguing, I thought it was funny haha

yep yep, you’ll get a lot of these in the future XP enjoy~!

love these two ninjas…

*nods in agreement*I support this.Almost anyone can throw a ball or tackle somebody,but not everyone can endure the pain of standing on there tiptoes for hours and make it look graceful and painless.

You see these fuckers? They’re my pointe shoes. Now, I don’t know how much you guys know about ballet, but pointe is a style of ballet where the dancer dances on their toes. There’s a wooden box like thing on the tips, and is flat on the front, which makes us able to dance on our toes like we do. It’s called the box or platform. These shoes need to be the perfect size, otherwise the dancer can easily seriously hurt themselves. If the shoes are too small, their toes could break, but if they’re too big, they could snap their ankles. No two pairs of shoes are the same, so you can’t borrow anyone else’s. They need to be yours because otherwise the shoes won’t fit with your foot and how you dance. 

These shoes range from 50-85 dollars, depending on where you get them and what they’re made out of. They’re stiff as a board when you first get them, so you need to break them in. Breaking them in takes months. You have to dance in stiff, hard boxes until the shank and vamp finally takes to your foot. You will bleed. Some people actually cry because the pain of breaking the shoes in is so bad. Once they’re finally broken in, dancing in them is wonderful, even if it still hurts a little. But when they’re broken in, they only last a few more months until they fall apart completely. Then you need to get a new pair and break those in. 

In order to dance on these shoes, you need the proper cushioning for your toes, whether it be cotton, a soft gel slip over your toes, or wool. Your toenails need to be as short as you can make them, so that your nail can’t splinter and dig into your skin as you go up. Sometimes it happens anyway. Before a dancer can even consider dancing on the floor away from the bar, they need to practice for months, perfecting their balance, the set of their core, where their shoulders need to be, and how to go up. 

Going up is key to staying safe while dancing pointe. If you go up wrong, theres a 95% chance you will hurt yourself. To go up, you need to roll up from your heels to the tips of your toes, flat, and with precision. If you hop up, you’ll break your ankle. If you roll the wrong way, you’ll break your ankle. It literally needs to be perfect. Before leaving the bar, you need to be able to balance for about sixty seconds, to assure your instructor and yourself that you will be save doing forte turns and pirouettes, as well as gran-jete, glissade, leaps, and even waltzes. 

The next step is grace. You can’t blunder across the stage. You need to glide, flowing from each step to the other. The dance needs to look like a single step, moving continuously from each pose to another. Fingers need to be extended, necks elongated, shoulders down, chin up, stomach and butt tense and in, legs and back straight and toes pointed and turned out. The dance must always continue, even if you hurt yourself. If you can still move, you can still dance. If you’re bleeding in your shoe, there is no stopping and fixing it. You finish the dance and when it’s over you patch yourself up in the dressing room and continue on with your next dance if you have one. If you fall, you make it look like it was supposed to be in the dance. Your facial expressions and body need to reflect the music, so if you have a melancholy song, you must look forlorn, and depict it through your body and eyes, as well as the set of your mouth. Same as if your number was happy and upbeat, you need to reflect that. 

There are two major styles of ballet: Russian and Italian. An ideal ballerina knows both forms, and can tell the difference between the two. A dancer must follow the song with it’s beat as well, and the tempo can go from counts of four to sixteenth counts. 

Pointe dancers sometimes need to put resin on their shoes so that they don’t slip and risk breaking an arm, or even their neck. But if you put too much resin on, your shoes will stick, and you’ll fall while trying to turn. 

In conclusion, DANCE IS A FUCKING SPORT, OKAY? ESPECIALLY BALLET. WE RISK OURSELVES EVERY PRACTICE AND SHOW, SO DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING TELL ME THAT WHAT I DO ISN’T A SPORT. I PRACTICE FOR HOURS, JUST AS EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO PLAYS SOCCER OR FOOTBALL OR LACROSSE. I GET HURT AND I FALL AND I GET BRUISED AND I BREAK THINGS, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO PLAYS ALL THOSE OTHER FUCKING SPORTS. 

DANCE.

IS.

A.

SPORT.

So kindly fuck off if you think otherwise. 

I'm can't evenXD

HAhahahahhaa

for the love of-

Fucking Kaon has treads in his chair mode.

He’s a frigging Electric wheelchair.