Happy One Day Late Anniversary To The Great Molasses Flood

To add on this, alternatively, Bruce bringing over a Normal Person Friend™️ for once in his life and the entire family being completely convinced that they're some kind of secret hero and very unsubtly trying to sleuth out which one. They're all 100% sure that Bruce is just fucking with them and are completely detirmed to find out what George the accountant is actually up to. Is he a hero? Maybe an anti-hero that Bruce won't admit he enjoys the company of for his ego's sake? They don't know, but, goddammit, they want to. Bruce insists he's just a friend from a charity gala. BUT IS HE REALLY THOUGH.

I have seen a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out Bruce has kids and being shocked about it, but what about the other way around? Like imagine Dick ghosting Bruce and ignoring everything related to Batman for six months after an argument and the day he finally decides to visit to make amends he finds fuckin Superman chilling on his kitchen, or like Jason coming back from the dead, ready to fuck shit up, just to get whiplash after finding out that his loser dad has friends and one of them is Wonder Woman

the fact that, in the text post, bruce is the one slipping through dick's fingers kills me. bruce wont be young forever because hes not immortal or invincible, but dick's so not used to thinking like that. ouchie

*plays slipping through my fingers by ABBA*

This was made for this tumblr post I made a while ago.

For context: Ukrainians took to the streets in 2013 to oust pro-Russian president Viktor Yanukovych and restore 2004 amendments to their constitution that weakened presidential power over their parliament. They blocked up the streets of Kyiv with tires (as well as bricks and anything else they could get their hands on), building barriers that prevented the military from removing protestors.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_of_Dignity

god i love dc. theres a man named ralph diny. elongated man. thats peak comedy

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

HOUSE OF LEAVES. HOUSE OF LEAVES. READ HOUSE OF LEAVES. I MEAN IF YOURE IN A GOOD MENTAL STATE BECAUSE IF YOURE NOT IT WILL KILL YOU. BUT READ HOUSE OF LEAVES.

made for IG but I feel like the Tumblr weirdos will enjoy this more

a girl in my krav maga class walked up to me, called me pretty, and kneed by harder than i have ever been kneed in my life directly in my stomach. i wouldve died without the cushion. honestly good for her

this is what catholic purgatory is right

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

i finished all my work so was taking a nap in class yesterday and i woke up to my principal singing "hello" in my ear

1 hour study! ref from pinterest.