Old People Love To Own Two Identical Ugly As Shit Dogs

Yeah

i just made my friend watch harry potter puppet pals for the first time. she was bewildered

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

ouchie real

got sad thinking about little baby grayson so here's a doodle to make you sad too

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

What the media won't show

okay so this is funny and all but i did have this expirience and it was terrible and really fucking funny i had a dream/nightmare where my crush was dating someone else and i woke up really concerned that i was homophobic and terrible. oh sweet summer child

Clark, visibly distressed: Diana, I think I’m homophobic.

Diana, who can tell Clark likes Bruce: I think you’ll have to give me some context for this… conclusion you’ve gotten to, Clark.

Clark: At the party last night, seeing Bruce kiss some… guy… even if was just to get information… I felt sick to my stomach, Diana!

Diana, tired of how long it’s taking her friends to confess to each other: Clark… try having a talk with Bruce about what you’re feeling.

Clark: I can’t! Not when I’m still like this. I just got him to agree to bringing his family over to the farm a few days ago, and we were planning to go this weekend. I don’t want him to get mad at me :(

Diana:

having to explain to my friends that whenever i say "my son" i am indeed referring to a thirty year old man. its very unfortunate for my ego tbh

i love you death of a profiteer

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.