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obsessed with her vibe

My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

angel and devil on my shoulder and one of them is my pcp and the other is uncle traveling matt. i see one of those tiny glass sculptures of animals. they both immediately start screaming.

idk if i already posted about this but. fraggle rock. doozertubes. theyre why i want to eat glass. any time i see any thin glass anything a little gay coded evil muppet in the back of my brain tells me to eat it and honestly who am i to disobey him?

trying to be a person and iron my pants but my cat decided that they were warm and comfy and now he's made a home on them. i cant do this dude

funniest fucking thing

I think the first time I ever heard someone talk about a woman's body hair was whenever my friend told me that she thought our science teacher needed to shave her arms. I told her that was weird and that I didn't see why. She's an elementary school science teacher, body hair won't interfere with her job. My friend told me that it looked bad. I asked her why. She just said that it did. I still don't get it, honestly.

hes scheming

this will always be funny to me

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v

objectively funny jokes at the worst times possible?? see?? he is a dad!!!!

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