identity fraud is not a joke, lesbianism
I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”
i just finished death in the family. what the
fuck
did jason do to the voters
I just learned that Jim Henson was so conflict avoidant that there was this time his lawyers were arguing and they wanted him to get involved and he said 'nope, I've got to catch a flight to London' and then he got on a plane. He did not actually have to go to London he was just trying to get away.
That is so profoundly relatable and absurd.
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I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.
it's 1pm. it is the afternoon. 13. but my cat is so cozy and he is never nice to me. and i have tumblr and my drawing tablet is two feet from me. i can just live here now.
some teen titans fan art ft star with the 80s hair! gonna draw raven, cyborg, and maybe some hive people tomorrow :]
there is nothing as visceral and human and devouring an absurdly large bunch of grapes at one in the morning at least partly for the crunch noise
hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak
he/him, artist, writer, heavily hyperfixated on dc (specifically the robins rn), traumatized and has the attention span and general inflection of a small insect thats been stepped on. enjoy
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