I'm So Fucking Productive. I Got So Much Shit Done Today.

my discord friends and i about each others' ocs

when the fandom is so small that everybody knows everybody

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

its like a puzzle!!!

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

im going to make my mom danishes for valentines day because yeah but we're out of eggs and i would genuinely rather eat a lego than go into a store today rip

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

Window wings, fragile panes Shield me from the dark Warm me with your spark

if anyone could tell me what that one violin song that sounds like a little sickly victorian boy walking through the streets as people slam their doors to beggars behind him thatd be great

(drug dealer voice) yall ever hearda fraggle rock

scan 👍 (pre writing and also washi tape)

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

the absolute state of the union by the narcissist cookbook 👍👍👍👍