The Dentist Makes Me Feel Like A Whore. They Open Me Wide And Jam Their Fingers And Toys Into Me, They

Once in my dreams when I was sick with covid I died slowly and painfully in real time in my bed. I suffocated to death because my asthma and the congestion made it more and more difficult to breathe, and my limbs were too heavy to move. I cried out for help, but I didn’t have enough breath. The memories of that dream remain and haunt me to this day. I’ve had very few deaths in my dreams that felt so real. Sometimes I wonder if I really did die then, and the rest of this life is some odd dream or some bizarre quantum immortality situation.

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

This is the guy whose assistant called a guy metrosexual as an insult

really big fan of this phoenix

That one guy from DR2 goodbye despair

Every morning for breakfast I eat the goop I can get you a recipe if you want it has like 69 protein and 300 calories

they should make a meal that appears whenever you want to eat it and it doesn't take effort to make and is nutritious and filling and it never goes bad if you leave it in your fridge for a long time and never gets too dry or soggy or otherwise textureweird if you eat slowly and when you're done it automatically cleans off the plate so you don't have to do the dishes and also it should be free

stop using treehugger as an insult. yes i hug trees. everything in the universe deserves my love.

so real

dropped them into a blender

Now we must teach them commerce

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

There is no creature on the face of the earth as unmistakable foul and cannibalistically cruel as the customer

Actually a guy with suspicious balls

Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.

IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE