therealmemedaddy

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Remember when Goerge Bush was abnormally stupid... Those were the days...

With all the wild tier lists out there I'm surprised there isn't a holocaust tier list: "Jew? Definitiely a solid B tier. Lotta good jews died. Cripples... Now hear me out - Imma go S"

Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

Believe laws should change by landmass: Neurotypical

Believe laws should change by planet: Psychotic

Woe to those with peanut allergies who will never fully experience the joy of 5 Guys

When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

The 1954 movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts aliens secretly taking control of human hosts and pretending to be them. Little known fact: This is actually a reference to the hit game Among Us because the communists were sussy for being red.

There was also a reference to Among Us called the Klu Klux Klan that would say "black sus" and vote black out of the game with nooses because airlocks hadn't been invented.

I want a game show where you have to differentiate a Republican's hatred for black men from a liberal's hatred of all men.

X are all rapists

X are worse than animals

Honestly it's 50/50 at this point.

The most unrealistic part of batman is a billionaire caring about their children.

It's unrealistic that Bruce Wayne wouldn't be caught as batman. He's in too good shape for a billionaire. Most billionaires are morbidly obese while he is JACKED. People would figure this out.

I can't watch archeology videos without cringing about people either just dropping something of value or having their grave robbed and losing their afterlife swag.

A form of gambling I would play: Dungeons and Dragons except the DM is DETERMINED to kill the entire party and you win a jackpot by making it to the end of the campaign

Yeah I got a 4.0% GPA. No big deal.

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

Specifying the day of the week and time in hours.

> Very unspecific

> Vague as all hell

Specifying the milliseconds since the Linux epoch

> Very specific

> Based and binary pilled

Cultural genocide isn't real. Unlike the ongoing sin of sloth that is the putrid panda race. They deserve a non cultural genocide.

China's worst atrocity was not wiping out pandas when they had the chance.

China's worst atrocity was not wiping out pandas when they had the chance.

The virgin political compass with 37 thousand axis of billions of possible values

> Cringe

> Impossible to keep track of

The Chad Machiavelli system: "All societies are either principalities or republics. Principalities are good. Republics are bad"

> Based

> Very easy to keep track of

Next Olympics I'll be rooting for the refugee team. Not out of altruism, just because the size of that team is analogous to the size of suffering in the world so I hope that team gets bigger.

I think that cultural appropriation doesn't apply to British people. Cultural appropriation is British culture.

Every google search would have accurate results if I searched "X thing + yes I am retarded. I only wanted the most dumbed down and brain dead version of answers to the question I asked"

Did you know the original manuscript for the communist manifesto was written in lower case because Karl bought a communist typewriter that was incapable of capitalization.

In any universe with holy water that damages monsters, I can't help but think: Wouldn't the quantity of that damage be an objective measure of holiness? Like if the Pope's holy water doesn't go hard then you shouldn't be a Catholic.

Think unrelated things are connected in real life: Conspiracy theorist.

Think unrelated things are connected in fiction: English major.

[Announcer voice]: "Are *YOU* a victim of a hate crime? Have you tried *NOT BEING A MINORITY*! This strategy is proven to prevent hate crimes before they even start!"

*Turns on Vatican news broadcast*

Dear God... Original sin spread to the second tower of Babel!

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

I want a veterans service that tells war criminals they SHOULD kill themselves. A reverse VA.

Someone should make an alternative to Ground news where instead of left-right it's just most liked by high versus low IQ.

In my opinion "minor" is the N word for children and teenagers.