Isn't He Literally 3 Feet Tall!?

You should totally post your Stobotnik playlist too. Because. That would be cool.

Fine. But I didn't have time to organize this one. I still recommend shuffling.

Never thought I needed to know what I would look like as a twink.

@pickledoesthetumbling

"I... What did I do...?"

DO THIS BUT URSELF IF YOU WANT!!

Here.

@the-real-fastestthingalive (mwah)

@therealstanfordpines @mistamysterystan @oriondrawsstuff @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @krysoslov

My hair is curly. I'd say about 2c, maybe even more if I actually spent time doing one of those ridiculous hair routines.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

aita for deliberately steering a bug into a spiderweb, for science? I wanted to see what would happen

It put up a good fight, but the spider didn't even need the food. It already had a bug in there

I have no clue as to what "aita" could possibly mean. I assume it's some kind of slang? Regardless, if it's for science, nothing is wrong.

did you guys know that moss mostly tastes like dirt. to be fair i probably shouldve washed it off before consumption, but im not a scientist im just someone who eats moss.

Well, since you have consumed it, it is only fair that you become infected. Also, washing your food is not a science. It is common sense.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

TELL ME about the cheese in dimension 73. how is it different? apologies if you've answered this before i just desperately need to know

Ah, dimension 73. What a place.

The cheese in dimension 73, as I mentioned previously, is green and translucent. The texture is not unlike Jell-O, but the taste can only be described as the feeling of scraping your tongue. Go lick a brick or rock really hard to get a feel for what I mean. It's like green Jell-O that tastes like scraping your tongue. I quite enjoy it.

No. Do not release him. Eat him.

I hate bill cipher so much I hate him I hate him I hate him so muchhh I hate himmmm

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

A Mystery Shack of Moonstone and Sun

Bank of Sapphire Cold?