Paranormal Bottom. Please Do Not Call Me This. Ever.

WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN GET PASSED THE SECOND ROUND, STANLEY CAME IN CLUTCH

He was such a good man, aside from the fact that he was a criminal on the run and spent half of his entire life committing identity fraud 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

shbee shbee gagorp! shaBlorp agoog… graslorp?

-shaBlorp

Again, I haven't studied this language yet. My database for research is limited in this dimension. I sincerely apologize.

whats your opinion on this

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.

Also, if you’re married to McGucket, does that make you the First Lady? Seeing as McGucket is president and all

I suppose that would. But never refer to me that way.

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?

Robotnik is right. It was rigged. But you know what? Stanley won the Stanley Way. And that is by cheating. We Stoners will recover.

In his heart he will always be the number 1 tumblr sexyman

did you guys know that moss mostly tastes like dirt. to be fair i probably shouldve washed it off before consumption, but im not a scientist im just someone who eats moss.

Well, since you have consumed it, it is only fair that you become infected. Also, washing your food is not a science. It is common sense.

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.