Ford: This Trip To The Vatican City Has Been Quite Fruitful, Though Still No Sign Of The Ionza. I Wonder

Okay, we didn't all need to hear about that.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

I thought you were against spreading the moss?

Changed my mind. You are now mossed.

Okay, with these results I will find a way to go back in time to prevent myself from getting married.

How sad that that's all he'll be remembered for 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

HIIIII FORDSSYYY

Ah, hello there. I have been meaning to deliver a message to you from my dear great-niece.

I wanted to do another one to see if I could have some better luck, and I got Painful Service Top. What does this mean.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

I'm not a fan of it either. I'm just saying that I see that ship a lot, and I feel like it's interesting in theory. But the reality of it is disturbing.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

I went sailing with my brother. Throw me into a portal.

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !