This Is Beautiful.

patron saint of moss

The obvious answer. Spread the moss.

How? Right now, I'm on a boat.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

:3 I love you. - C.

What. Why. Who is this.

Nothing "happened", the doctor simply said something about my heart "overworking itself" due to "overexertion". I honestly doubt that, but Stanley just will not let it go.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

Also, if you’re married to McGucket, does that make you the First Lady? Seeing as McGucket is president and all

I suppose that would. But never refer to me that way.

what if your husband was secretly the evil triangle in a flesh disguise

He's not. I repaired the encryption machine and he allowed me to see inside his head while I encrypted his thoughts.

Why do you want me to smooch a triangle so badly?

Why do you have Bill as your banner? Doesn't it shine light to some not-so-great memories?

Infact, wouldn't it be clever to have the statue of Bill covered in moss as your banner? Both to reflect your accomplishments and to totally not start a moss shrine.

I feel as though a real reflection of my "accomplishments" would be no longer fearing his image. I spent so long letting myself be affected by him, that sometimes even now I forget that he has no power here.

I keep the image there, despite it not matching my blog's "aesthetic", because that's all it is to me. An image. And it can't hurt me. Perhaps someday in the future I'll change it, but for now I would rather keep that image.

NO ONE TOLD ME STANLEY DIED!? I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING A LAZY ASS AGAIN

*sigh* It's time for Stanley Pines' second funeral

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

The poll is up, no new submissions are being added. But you should go vote!

Stanley. You could easily get there. It's one of the places we charted a course to when we were sailing. Don't try to lie.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

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I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH