Thesadpandagod - The Sad Panda God

Had to sit through a talk on blood this week. Love how they insist it's a religous descion, yet barely read any scriptures because the evidence is so weak. Instead we got 25 minutes of anecdotal evidence and irrelevant and/or misleading quotes from "scientific articles".

Blood is sacred until Jehovah decides to spill to prove just how much power he has. He’d kill us all if it’d make him look better

god would never let me into heaven bc i am so much prettier than him and hes jealous

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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We need more stories like this to be revealed. These “Hidden Figures” we never knew about have done so much that we can’t even imagine. And noone knows about them! People need to know their heroes. This is one more story , where we see the miracle when a black person is given a chance to shine. Incredible story. I want a movie about this ,too.

#BlackExcellence

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After everything with moving away, leaving the cult, graduating, making real friends, and being able to be openly queer... I still miss my parents so much

They treated me awful and still haven't really apologized. They're all sad I'm not in contact with them but have done nothing besides decide "I guess we should stop messaging since they asked us to". This is safer for me but God I want parents. The bond between parent and child and the security of having a guardian to rely on is a privilege ripped away from me.

I love my found family, but wish my biological ones were what I needed and deserved.

This is canon y'all

i’ll have you know well over six tumblr users enjoy my religious trauma shitposts

Here's a reminder to remember how far you've come ✨️

✨️ Being mentally out is a huge fucking accomplishment, you had a fight with your own brain and won! Look at you!

✨️ Doing mundane shit you enjoy that's "against the rules" incredible 👏 you're enjoying your life!!!

✨️ Being physically out?!?! You're a rock star, that's a fucking leap and you did it!

✨️ Working towards your aspirations that you never thought you'd be able to due to pressure not to go to school, or be a part of this or that, holy shit that's amazing!!!

YOU hates terfs

Jehovah’s Justice

So about that new light, and who they chose as center figure for that. 

A while back the Mormons got flack on this site for their skin lightening teaching. Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses deserve as much if not more flack for their racism. 

For anyone out of the loop, the Jehovah’s Witnesses believe paradise will emerge on the planet itself after Armageddon, after which everyone who wasn’t preached to in all of history is revived to be preached to. They recently slightly changed it to mean that the sinners can’t actually commit new sins during the thousand year trial period, and they made a whole video display about that.

The change is trivial, but what’s really jarring is this character.

We’ve seen this guy before in previous propaganda; he was one of a lineup of revived people shedding their culture. The rest of the line up is gone, he’s central now and he’s got an additional African indigenous man and a conquistador, all resurrected, as backdrop.

He’s reborn in his traditional clothing and with the longer hair, but minus his decorations; things that are considered sinful for a man to wear who are to be without any decoration, and even for a woman as they’re bright and take in addition rather than being subtle.

“In their former lives, some of them practiced horrible, vile things.”

Like this white guy being genocidal towards native people and the native guy … dancing shirtless and with ornaments around a fire as part of a (very badly replicated) cultural custom. Sure, Watchtower Society, those are definitely, clearly the same kind of horrible, vile things. Definitely. /sarcasm

“… so they’ll need to learn to live by Jehovah’s standards. Who will teach these unrighteous persons?”

Who indeed.

Fun fact : all old cultures will be pulverized by meteorite strikes, and all new buildings will be in the westernized JW style. There is no home to go to.

His willingness to be taught is then demonstrated by starting to wear a western shirt; unlike the conquistador, who stays in his heathen buttonless shirt as a sign that he somehow wouldn’t agree with the new new world.

Who better than white people to show indigenous people the wonders of nature. It’s not like indigenous people have been practicing ethnobotany, controlled fires, hunting that uses all parts and pesticide free agriculture for eons and are currently prime advocates for respectful coexistence with nature. No sir, paradise is pristine parks where everyone always wears their Sunday best.

“They will need to develop a relationship with Jehovah …”

They have redrawn the former painting to emphasize the guy’s hair being too long and unruly by JW standards …

… so it stands out more when it’s cut in the next shot. 

Unseen Tears.

That’s how his relationship with Jehovah progresses, through the only clear trait he was introduced with : his culture and its removal. There’s no indication he committed real crimes like the conquistador, but by Jehovah’s Witness standards, his culture is a sin. All the world is ruled by Satan, who created various cultures to offend Jehovah. Growing closer to Jehovah means to be …

Taught to loathe their own culture

“… and dedicate their lives to him.”

A century of trauma at U.S. boarding schools for Native American children

“What a privilege it will be to see obedient humans become free of the burden of sin and death, and gain perfection.”

Death by civilization

Look at the guy in orange. That’s supposed to be a resurrected Israelite.

In older illustrations they would sometimes feature people in Asian or even African garb, this has also disappeared. The only cultures now allowed in Paradise is modern white and their generic concept of Israelites. Suspiciously pale Israelites who occasionally have blond hair.

Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in a resurrection with a trial period of thousand years, during which people who did not yet have the chance to convert are indoctrinated. If they do not convert, they will be killed. 

Everyone else becomes the immortal inheritor of the planet under the all white male heavenly government, who will run a monoculture in a worldwide park.

The staff could have chosen a drug addicted teen with spiky as the centerpiece of their message about growing into a good church boy for their disturbing post genocide fantasy, but they chose to aim it at indigenous cultures.

At this time. Apparently they looked at the news about the residential school massacres and decided that yes, now is the time to double down on the cultural purge theme. It must have been inspirational to them.

Imagine being murdered by one of those schools, waking up to a strangely paved over, unnatural version of the world you knew, and be told that the Christianity they made you convert to was wrong, and you have to convert to this other type of Christianity in this new school or you will be killed again.

That’s what Jehovah’s Witnesses hope and pray for : that they get to reenact global colonization with the backing of supernatural forces.