I Could See It, Yang’s Got Hangups And Has No Chill.

Kali: *Stood in the doorway*... Go on.

blake: you have no evidence against me xiao long!

yang: ahem "i wanna lick honey off jaune's toned body, i want him to collar me and put me on a leash , and fuck me like he owns me, then i want him to write "proptery of jaune arc on my ass"

blake:...

jaune:...

Why did she pick a ribbon over this!? They all look so fucking good.

Love how you can just add the respective missing hat to any one of Blake’s outfits to instantly demonstrate which type of formal menswear inspired it.

I always preferred Armored Sundae.

Neo, finding out Jaune had a crush on Weiss Schnee their first semester at Beacon: *That was over a year ago, she clearly doesn't like him back... and if she tries anything I'll just fight her to the death. Win-win.*

Neo, finding out Jaune was in love with Pyrrha Nikos before she died during The Fall: *...fuck*

~ Beacon, Fiona’s Dorm, Wherever that is ~

Fiona: Jaune’s so nice... If only-

Inner Fiona: Take the boy. Steal him away.

Fiona: I can’t do that! Jaune would get scared of me, and Pyrrha’s always around, I can feel her watching when I talk to him...

Inner Fiona: Mount his lap, make your claim clear.

Fiona: Should-Shouldn’t we try going on dates first?

Inner Fiona: Pointless.

Fiona: Mom said I shouldn’t think too hard about boys this time of year...

Inner Fiona: Mother knows nothing. Make him pat your head.

Fiona: *tiny gasp*

~ Elsewhere ~

Blake: So, Pyrrha... It’s springtime.

Pyrrha: Oh I know, the weather’s finally looking better.

Blake: ...*tsk*... So you’ve got maybe three days until Fiona snaps and makes Jaune pat her head.

Pyrrha: *GASP*

Blake: Also sex, probably should have lead with that.

Pyrrha: *Panicking Amazon Noises*

A bit bizzare but when everyone first attended beacon there was another student, Fiona. She and Pyrrha both have a crush on Jaune, but will they work together or will they be rivals?

Fiona would crush on jaune but would be too afraid of pyrrha to do anything

Winter, and maybe Emerald:

jaune makes everyone dinner. how do they react?

If only there was someone around who could help heal serious wounds...

Boy, is that a dated reference...

You gotta admit, the ponytail is very cute compared to her more business first bun. But I am genuinely concerned about her gaining robot parts like Ironwood.

War of the roses headcanons?

War of the Roses Headcanons

Ruby likes being sandwiched between Jaune and Weiss when they sleep

It makes her feel comfortable and safe to have her lovers beside her

Jaune is usually super hot in the middle of the night, with Ruby in a blanket burrito next to him

Meanwhile, Weiss usually ends up freezing in the night, clinging to Ruby’s blankets

Weiss likes getting piggyback rides from both Jaune and Ruby, but only when they’re indoors

Jaune and Ruby make tons of food puns while grocery shopping, while Weiss pretends she doesn’t know them

Then they started texting her the puns

She can’t escape

She secretly appreciates the puns, but they embarrass her

Would Jaune even attack Oscar if Pyrrha survived though?

Most of Jaune’s animosity for Ozpin and his group seemed to come from Jaune reading the whole Maiden thing as a sort-of guilt-trip Pyrrha got stuck in.

I might be remembering wrong though.

I still firmly believe that Pyrrha would've come to adore Oscar if she'd lived long enough to meet him. I can picture her mothering him so badly, concerned about whether he's getting his vitamins and nutrients, or if he's getting enough sleep, or if he's homesick... *sigh* I miss her.

Oh, she definitely would be a member, if not the leader, of OPPS, dear anon. I wonder how would that work with Nora's personality? I've seen people viewing her as his "mom" or "sister" and I can't really choose which one is better XD

I think Pyrrha would also treat Oscar similarly to Jaune in v1-3 - provide mental support, train with him, protect if necessary etc. Not to mention Pyrrha being alive would change sooo many things. We can only speculate about what would go differently. And I can certainly picture Oscar looking up to her.

I miss Pyrrha too, dear anon. She was a sweet character and it would be fun to see her saving the world with her friends. Now the only thing we have left is letting her rest and move forward.

Realistically, there's still Councilwoman Camilla, and possibly Robyn, since Jacques got proven a fraud. This is assuming Ironwood will die.

I'm not saying he won't help, I think he really will, I just don't think running the Kingdom would suit him as well as just doing good with the SDC.

One thing I would love for the end of the arc, is seeing Atlas have to land (hopefully not fall but...), and recombine with Mantle as a single city.

Less headcanons and more predictions

Once the whole Salem debacle is done, and assuming mantle is still standing, whit,say first order of business is gonna be to install a far more effective and sturdy heating Infastructure,

Oh yes, I'm sure there is a lot whitley could do with the atlas government (assuming there is an atlas by the end of this volume) to make sure that the infrastructure is upgraded.

Neo would ask for a sip and then drink Jaune’s entire milkshake.

For some reason this is the thought that came to me when I read this idea.

Same Energy(?)

Neo is actually a brilliant little shit because this way she gets the best of both worlds without lifting a finger. Blackmail Cinder into getting her revenge on Ruby then keep the relic and get her originally planned revenge on Cinder without having to do anything at all