Let’s Be Real Here, Yang Would Be Into That.

Jaune:...Yang, we’re in the lunch room.

Yang: Pfff. No. We’re in the library alone. *Looks around, seeing both their teams watching them.*

Weiss: You were dozing off into your breakfast, woke up, and kissed Arc.

Ruby: *Fidgeting* For like... A while...

Blake: *Recording with her scroll*

Nora: *Visibly pleased*

Pyrrha: *Visibly pissed*

Ren: *Asleep on Nora’s shoulder*

Yang:...Fuck.

Yang: (kisses jaune)

Jaune:...

Yang:...no one will ever believe you

Are we just gonna run with the fact that May just turns invisible when she sleep sometimes? Cause I’m up for it but I’m gonna check first.

I know it’s probably meant to be her lying to Jaune’s face, but the first option seems funnier.

jaune: *taking a bath* aaah i need this.

*out no where* you said it.

jaune: *stand up*fuck! who said that?!

may: *drops her semblance* sup.

jaune: w-what are you?

may: dont worry i was here before you.

jaune: and you didnt say anything?

may: sorry must dozed off. *leans her head*

jaune: covers himself*

may: ah relax i've seen those before. now come you're gonna let litte ole me ruin your relaxation are you?

jaune: *sit back in the tub*

may: there you go.

Pyrrha: *Hearing Yang*

Aura

Ruby: where is aura store?

Ren: the soul

Jaune: the heart!

Yang: the balls

Now I’m just imagining an AU where Winter decides that if she’s going to be the maiden, she should probably get a partner/bodyguard to keep her from getting Amber’d.

And here comes Mr.Tall, Blond, and Sturdy. A bit undertrained, but strong and smart and loyal in all the ways she’d need to start with. If Weiss and her team’s stories were reliable. She’d have little trouble turning him into a huntsman a cut above most.

The fact that many of the Civilian Inquiries asking after his performance emphasizes him being ‘wonderful with children’ and ‘husband material’ is just an added bonus.

Jaune: ugh man what a workout

Winter: (leaning against the wall) please dont stop on my account.

Jaune: w what are you doing here?

Winter: i was just passin by. Seeing how you were and (looks him up and down) i have to say. Nice

Jaune: thank you.

Winter: however i feel you need a spotter

(Pushes jaune back on the bench rack and sits on top of him)

Jaune: (blushing)

Winter: im goinh to work you boy

Had to go looking for this because you’re the only person ever to spell Jinn with one n

Magic knight AU

*a few weeks after salem’s defeat*

Yang: can’t believe this is finally over.

Ruby: i know, me too.

Weiss: what do we do now? I mean, with the relics, we can’t leave them all together, it would be really dangerous.

Nora: then we should throw them away right? That way no one will ever find them again.

Ren: we used the power of the maidens to finish salem, so i don’t think we can use the vaults anymore, and considering they attract grimm it would be better if we threw them somewhere far away from population.

Oscar: why don’t throw it in the ocean? people won’t find it there and the grimms would stay surrounding it, but since they’re gimms they won’t use them, that way even if someone tried to get them he would have to deal with several underwater grimms.

Ruby: thats a good idea.

Yang: sounds good for me too.

Blake: then i think is decided, we’re throwing them in the ocean.

Jaune: well, before we do that, i was thinking about something.

Ruby: what is it?

Jaune: we never really used our third question for the relic of knowledge right?

Weiss: yes, there’s one last question available since we managed to defeat salem without asking her anything.

Jaune: *picking up the relic of choice* then i know what i’ll ask her.

Ruby: jaune, what are you-

Jaune: jin.

*time freezes around them and a blue mist comes up before a tall blue woman shows up*

Jin: hello again childrens, its been awhile.

Ruby: *sheepishly* yeah, it is.

Jin: i still can answer one more question in this era, so, what is your question.

Ruby: well, i don’t know, jaune is the one who called you.

Jin: really? *turns to jaune who’s blushing and looking away* is there something wrong?

Jaune: *face as red as a tomato* d-don’t you wear any clothes?

Jin: i don’t have the need to use them, you can look if you want.

Jaune: *slowly turns to her, still trying to keep his eyes away from areas they shouldn’t stare* okay.

Jin: *chuckles* you’re a cute little one aren’t you?

Jaune: *blushes a bit more*

Jin: so, what is your question?

Jaune: well, you being the relic of knowledge and all, i think you know already what we’re going to do with all the relics right?

Jin: you’re planning to throw them in the ocean, i’m aware of that.

Jaune: so, my question is, are you happy? With y’know, being trapped alone into this relic for all this time and probably for the rest of your life?

RWBY,NR,OSCAR: *eyes wide in surprise.

Jin: *taken aback* what?

Jaune: are you happy with being trapped alone inside the relic?

Jin: …young man, are you sure that you want to use your last question for that?

Jaune: *nods*

Jin: *with a small smile* i must say im surprised, i never expected anyone to make me sutch a question, but no, i’m not happy being inside this lamp, being trapped there alone for more than a millenia isn’t exactly what you would call fun, i wanted to see the places i know on my mind, but i can’t, i am a prisoner from the relic *raising her arms* these shackles are a proof that i’m never going to be really free *looks down slightly* my job is to answer questions and thats what im going to do for the rest of my existence; or at least until the relic of knowledge exists.

Jaune: so, you can’t really be free because of the lamp?

Jin: yes, unfortunately.

Jaune: but what if the lamp didn’t existed?

Jin: it doesn’t matter, no one would risk a relic with unlimited knowledge just to free someone like me, my fate has already beeb decided, i’ll stay here forever.

Jaune: you’re wrong, we are the ones who decide our fates, no one can do that for us.

Jin: im afraid i can’t do that, not while i’m still trapped by the lamp.

Jaune: then lets take care of it *unsheathes his sword coating it in a bright white aura*

Jin: wait, what are you-

Jaune: HRRAHH *slashes the lamp breaking it completely*

RWBY,NR,OSCAR: *drops jaw on the ground*

Jin: *eyes wide and completely speechless* …why?

Jaune: this way you’re free right? Now you can choose your fate and decide what you want to do with your life.

Jin: *stares as her shackles slowly vanish* i-

*times starts to pass again and jin gets covered in a blue mist before falling on the ground*

Jaune: *hurry towards her* jin are you oka…*blushes deeply*

Jin: *now with a fair skin tone, blue eyes, blue hair, slightly shorter than jaune in height and completely naked* what? i’m…human…?

Jaune: *looking away with a dark red blush* i-i think so *takes off his hoodie handing to her* t-take it for now, at least you won’t be naked.

Jin: *eyes start to tear up before she leaps at him, trapping him in a tight hug* thank you…thank you so much…

Jaune: *blushing to an atomic level* i-i-its o-okay, d-d-don’t worry about t-that.

Jin: why did you freed me? I don’t think i can answer big questions without the relic.

Jaune: *trying to ignore the embarrassment and her naked chest against his shirtless torso* w-well, n-no one should b-be treated like t-that, i c-couldn’t let y-you t-t-trapped in there, n-now y-y-you c-can choose w-what to d-do with y-your l-life.

Jin: so, i can choose whatever i want?

Jaune: *nods*

Jin: *smiling and hugging him closer* then i want to stay with you, forever and ever.

Jaune: *blushing to a solar level* wait! What!?

RWBY,NR,OSCAR: …

Yang: is it me or jaune just smooth talked a hot ancient relic into being his girlfriend?

Weiss: honestly, i gave up trying to understand these things a long time ago.

My dumb ass just went straight for "Mercury can totally walk on walls." based solely on the winged sandal thing.

Mercury is just having a grand ole time. Standin on the walls. Just chillin. Horizontally.

I tend to be a crackshipper to my core, I think any ship can sail if it’s built up right. But even I don’t like everything.

I can respect other people’s tastes, I don’t think I’ve tossed Cinder in when talking to you, but I’ll try not to in the future.

Personal quick rant again—-

Imma keep it real with you guys

I’ve seen some additions to my posts and comments that involve KnightF*ll and Sp*ceCream

Cinder is a believable, interesting villain with an understandably traumatic childhood. But…

You’d think as a SilentKnight shipper I’d be open to Cinder shipping but that’s a hard pass for me

I know she was justified in all of the pre-Vol.1 things Cinder did / went through, but killing Amber, Pyrrha, and a random woman just for her clothes and money in Vol.6 really hinder that redemption arc for me

I’m not against Cinder righting her wrongs, but, I especially don’t love her being shipped with Jaune, right after she killed Pyrrha and traumatized him continuously at Haven

You have to respect the fact that the entire FNDM just agreed Fem!Jaune would be tall and stacked like PowerGirl. But I forgot how cute Fem!Ren usually is.

He’s already tall, and tal and stacked is a wonderful combo. Also, Ren is cute, period.

(that last opinion is sponsored by Nora Valkyrie)

Yang: Jaune’s team is kind of a hot mess huh Ruby?

Ruby: R-Right... They sure are weird Yang...

*Ruby proceeds to have a flashback of Team RNJR’s hot-spring trip*

yang: wait you all bathe together?

ren: it was nora's idea

nora: team bathing build character

jaune: shes not wrong

Would Jaune even attack Oscar if Pyrrha survived though?

Most of Jaune’s animosity for Ozpin and his group seemed to come from Jaune reading the whole Maiden thing as a sort-of guilt-trip Pyrrha got stuck in.

I might be remembering wrong though.

I still firmly believe that Pyrrha would've come to adore Oscar if she'd lived long enough to meet him. I can picture her mothering him so badly, concerned about whether he's getting his vitamins and nutrients, or if he's getting enough sleep, or if he's homesick... *sigh* I miss her.

Oh, she definitely would be a member, if not the leader, of OPPS, dear anon. I wonder how would that work with Nora's personality? I've seen people viewing her as his "mom" or "sister" and I can't really choose which one is better XD

I think Pyrrha would also treat Oscar similarly to Jaune in v1-3 - provide mental support, train with him, protect if necessary etc. Not to mention Pyrrha being alive would change sooo many things. We can only speculate about what would go differently. And I can certainly picture Oscar looking up to her.

I miss Pyrrha too, dear anon. She was a sweet character and it would be fun to see her saving the world with her friends. Now the only thing we have left is letting her rest and move forward.