Vernal: What About These Two? *tears Open Her Shirt*

Blake: This is... Progress?

Emerald: I hate this.

Yang: I love this.

Jaune, hitting Cinder over the head with a door: I a-DOOR you!

Cinder, rubs her head: aksdsj!

Cinder, picks up a frying pan and hits Jaune with it: I love you with a BURNING passion!!

Jaune, grabs a vase and breaks it over Cinders head: My heart BREAKS when you’re away!

Cinder, grabs a tall lamp and hits him in the chest with it: You are the LIGHT of my life!!

Jaune, falls to the floor: EYUGH!

Poor boy is gonna get a complex.

You wanna give Jaune faunus fever Kali? Cause this is how it happens.

Maybe she’d give his number to Sienna or someone.

Wonder how Kali would react if she found out bout Jaune having a thing for her. Would she not care or would she confront him bout it?

Kali: Awww! That’s so cute! I remember when I used to have a teenage crush. It was on one of my teachers when I was a student. But Alas I am a married woman now…

*Loosens her robes a bit showing off her cleavage*

Kali: But that doesn’t mean I can’t give poor Jaune some nice memories~

Because it was unlocked, keep up.

If Weiss didn't wanna walk in on Jaune and Winter then Weiss should never have left her room unlocked.

yeah WEISS!

I wasn’t sure what you meant at first but damn does that work.

Consider: An AU where RNJR encounter Neo on the way to Mistral. After a tense standoff, they convince her that Cinder is her true target and that Ruby shouldn't be blamed for Roman's death. She reluctantly allies with them and then starts to realize she and the blonde one have a surprising amount in common. Against all odds, they bond over their shared past, goals, and maybe even find comfort in each other when emotions run high

You are describing my perfect version of the best Silent Knight AU timeline. Neo was already on her vendetta on Cinder. And a quick explanation by Ruby that it was a Grimm that killed him would only strengthen her resolve. And make a nice new hatred towards Grimm in time to help RNJR fight the Nuckelavee. 

Bonus points if Neo catches Jaune training alone in the woods and confronts him. After hearing him out, Neo suggests she help Jaune train late at night.

Then at Haven, I think Neo really could have helped Jaune break out of his fatalistic drive to fight Cinder. He was ready to kill her or be killed. But after Weiss gets hurt and Cinder escapes, I think Neo and Jaune would have AMPLE time to talk about their trauma and feelings. 

Can you imagine RNJR meeting Neo again after Beacon and seeing her in her torn up clothes, damaged parasol, and bowler hat? And while everyone else gears up to fight her Jaune just stares at her hat while he holds onto Pyrrha’s sash???

I just finished my first of the spotify writing prompts and you might be VERY interested in when it takes place.

Seems like the best way to put it.

Jaune is a pushover and a support-main.

He’s a Service Switch Himbo.

The guy is just happy to be there.

Jaune is whatever his partner wants him to be,

If they want him to be a top he's a top

If they want him to be a bottom he's a bottom

He'll put their needs before his own

Lewd white knight

Weiss makes jaune wear a collar and a leash

It’s the prototype that the printer sent Coco, she gave it to Velvet as a ‘photographers fee’.

Not even a minute after the Jaune modeled body pillow was announced online, Pyrrha took the entire stock except one got away. Now who could the culprit be? Weiss? Ruby? Blake? Yang? Seems like a mystery.

Huh. Yeah what happened to it?

Jaune: Food in bed Nora?

Jaune: *Pulls out a ruler* That's a Paddlin'...

Nora: *Laying in bed eating chips* Hehe, Funyuns~

*Eats her chips*

Pyrrha, with tea: Thank you for inviting me over for tea, Saphron.

Saphron, smiling: No problem. I thought you might be bored since Jaune is our drinking with the boys. How’s the tea?

Pyrrha: It’s really good. It’s actuallymy favorite kind.

Saphron: Yeah, Jaune told me.

Pyrrha: Excuse me, where’s the bathroom?

Saphron: Down the hall to he left.

Pyrrha: Thank you. *walks away*

Saphron: *sips her tea*

Pyrrha’s scroll: *DING*

Saphron, curious: Hmm? Wonder whose that.

*Saphron checks the scroll to see a text message from Jaune*

Jaune, whose clearly drunk: Imma kick your ass when we get home.

Saphron, choking: What the hell?! He’s gonna do WHAT?! What the fuck!? Did he actually send that?! Oh hell no! I’m going to kick his—

Jaune, texting back: *lick 👅

Saphron: Oh......okay then. He’s going to lick her ass. *sighs in relief* That scared me for moment.

Saphron: *starts sipping her tea peacefully*

Saphron: *processing the information*

Saphron:.........*eyes widening before choking on her tea again, this time hot tea spewing out of her nose*

Saphron, choking: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST! *coughs* OH GOD! DID HE REALLY JUST SENT THAT?! OH GOD! I WISH I CAN UNREAD THAT! *coughs* OH FUCK! *starts pouring alcohol into tea* Just forget what you read, Saph. Just forget about it. Save it for therapy.

What if Jaune caught Neo, and then lifted her so she was higher than him, then tip-toed up to kiss her after?

Okay but imagine that first Silent Knight kiss

Jaune’s knees are bent but he still has to lean down and nearly hurt his neck to reach Neo

Neo is on the tips of her toes practically pulling Jaune down to her level, using him as support so she doesn’t fall over