Why Does This Sound Like A Threat...

Why does this sound like a threat...

Anyway, I’ll put my bet on Deery, because someone has to.

Second bet’s on Willow, she arguably wants it most.

….

jaune will lose his virginity soon

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5 years ago

War of the roses headcanons?

War of the Roses Headcanons

Ruby likes being sandwiched between Jaune and Weiss when they sleep

It makes her feel comfortable and safe to have her lovers beside her

Jaune is usually super hot in the middle of the night, with Ruby in a blanket burrito next to him

Meanwhile, Weiss usually ends up freezing in the night, clinging to Ruby’s blankets

Weiss likes getting piggyback rides from both Jaune and Ruby, but only when they’re indoors

Jaune and Ruby make tons of food puns while grocery shopping, while Weiss pretends she doesn’t know them

Then they started texting her the puns

She can’t escape

She secretly appreciates the puns, but they embarrass her

4 years ago

If only there was someone around who could help heal serious wounds...

If Only There Was Someone Around Who Could Help Heal Serious Wounds...
Boy, Is That A Dated Reference...

Boy, is that a dated reference...

You gotta admit, the ponytail is very cute compared to her more business first bun. But I am genuinely concerned about her gaining robot parts like Ironwood.


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4 years ago

I always wanted to write something where Hajime got the ‘Know-it-all Disease’.

As in, he starts getting Kamukura talents back, either at random or whenever he tries to do something, he just knows how.

This would be great for the group, but probably terrifying for him since he’s still feverish, disoriented, and he still doesn’t know how he learned any of this.

What would the rest of the DR2 cast be like with the Despair Disease?

I already did Kaz here so I’ll do everyone else

Ultimate Imposter:

He had the Mirror Disease.

He would mirror the talent and personality of whoever was around him.

It got a bit exhausting after a while.

Teruteru Hanamura:

He had the Anger Disease.

No matter what anyone did, he always got mad at them.

Thankfully it wasn’t a violent anger.

Mahiru Koizumi:

She had the Pride Disease.

She was very boastful and thought she was better than everyone.

It was hard to even get near her.

Peko Pekoyama:

She had the Selfish Disease.

She wouldn’t do anything unless it directly benefited her.

In a way, that was good; she was too selfless.

Hiyoko Saionji:

She had the Responsibility Disease.

Meaning she would take control of literally everything.

She would run herself ragged before long.

Nekomaru Nidai:

He had the Silence Disease.

He couldn’t talk; his voice was robbed from him.

Other than that, it didn’t affect him much.

Gundham Tanaka:

He had the Coward Disease.

Everything scared him.

Even his Devas couldn’t be around him.

Chiaki Nanami:

She had the Energy Disease.

She was so incredibly energetic.

Everyone had a hard time keeping up with her, and she wouldn’t rest.

Hajime Hinata:

He had the Boredom Disease.

Nothing he could do helped his boredom.

It was incredibly awful.

Sonia Nevermind:

She had the Mischief Disease.

She went around pranking everyone and messing everything up.

It was hard to take care of everyone else.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu:

He had the Pushover Disease.

Literally as it sounds.

Anyone could do anything to him.


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4 years ago

Because it was unlocked, keep up.

If Weiss didn't wanna walk in on Jaune and Winter then Weiss should never have left her room unlocked.

yeah WEISS!

5 years ago

@knightfallcravin

Calling this canon or nah?

Cinder: (At dinner with Jaune) Ah, isn't this nice? A walk through the park, a discussion of our deepest desires and fears, and now a candlelight dinner with a handsome like yourself. This is really a dream come true.

Jaune: Nope! Not even in your dreams.

Cinder: (Jolts awake) What the-?!


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4 years ago

I always thought Cinder's 'tournament outfit' was underappreciated for how simple it was.

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You mean Enby!Cinder outfit that makes me gay panic because Cinder pretty but wears a more masc outfit that she usually does?? Yes yes, very underappreciated indeed (we need more fanart of her in this outfit hhhhhhhhh)

4 years ago

Jaune spent all night playing and re-playing the RE8 demo, getting hyped up for tall vampire ladies. What does the sleep-deprived dolt do when the first person he sees in the morning is Elm?

Jaune: AAH TALL VAMPIRE MILF!

Elm: excuse me..

Jaune: sorry i just. Been playing this demo

Elm: oooh... so are you into tall women?

Jaune: um


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5 years ago

Jaune x Vernal.

You definitely love the good ol’ prep school girl falling for the dangerous bad boy from the wrong neighborhood.

Especially when the girl is a boy and the boy is a girl.

4 years ago

Are we just gonna run with the fact that May just turns invisible when she sleep sometimes? Cause I’m up for it but I’m gonna check first.

I know it’s probably meant to be her lying to Jaune’s face, but the first option seems funnier.

jaune: *taking a bath* aaah i need this.

*out no where* you said it.

jaune: *stand up*fuck! who said that?!

may: *drops her semblance* sup.

jaune: w-what are you?

may: dont worry i was here before you.

jaune: and you didnt say anything?

may: sorry must dozed off. *leans her head*

jaune: covers himself*

may: ah relax i've seen those before. now come you're gonna let litte ole me ruin your relaxation are you?

jaune: *sit back in the tub*

may: there you go.


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5 years ago

Is Weiss suggesting Willow has a separate bed just for sex?

How would each member of RWBY react to finding Jaune in bed with their mom?

Summer

Ruby: hi jaune! Hi mom! mom!? Wait… *gasp*

Willow

Weiss: MOM! JAUNE! YOU TWO ARE DOING IT!? AND IN THE BED YOU SLEEP IN MOM!?

Kali

Blake: ugh mom why do you always sleep with my blonde friends?

Raven

Yang: mom! Do you have a thing for hot blondes or something?!


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