“Why Do I Suddenly Feel Like I’m In Danger?”

He would cry.

And then he’d steal some of Weiss’ outfits and run off to take her spot at Beacon.

You know it would be so funny is IQ Weiss got back to atlas and suddenly became Jacques' favorite for being so horrible and callous. What will Whitley do then huh? Cry, I think.

Realistically, there's still Councilwoman Camilla, and possibly Robyn, since Jacques got proven a fraud. This is assuming Ironwood will die.

I'm not saying he won't help, I think he really will, I just don't think running the Kingdom would suit him as well as just doing good with the SDC.

One thing I would love for the end of the arc, is seeing Atlas have to land (hopefully not fall but...), and recombine with Mantle as a single city.

Less headcanons and more predictions

Once the whole Salem debacle is done, and assuming mantle is still standing, whit,say first order of business is gonna be to install a far more effective and sturdy heating Infastructure,

Oh yes, I'm sure there is a lot whitley could do with the atlas government (assuming there is an atlas by the end of this volume) to make sure that the infrastructure is upgraded.

Ruby: *Introduces Qrow as their uncle.*

Jaune: *Eyes glaze over. Sucker punches Qrow in the stomach so hard he starts puking.*

Yang: Jaune what the fuck!

Jaune: Huh! Wha-What happened? Whose this sick guy?

Bad Touch

Jaune: I love finger puppets! When I was a kid, my uncle used to play finger puppets with me all the time!

Ruby: That’s so sweet!

Jaune: Yeah… it really hurt to sit down afterwards though.

Yang: Woah, hold on-

Jaune: I was the puppet.

Not saying it wouldn’t be hot & hilarious to watch that, it definitely would be.

...But it’d be amazing to do this with Emerald. Em gets a reverse-Cinder in her head. Pyrrha has to speed-run Emerald a face-turn to go hunt some gloomy Arc booty.

I would go for Cinder, but the concept has been done semi-commonly.

Last pick would be Weiss, based solely on the amount of thirsty effort Pyrrha would need to talk Weiss into it.

~Schnee Manor : Vol.4 ~

Pyrrha: Come on Weiss! Just once... one... one night! So I can rest in peace, probably. It’ll be like sleeping in late. Like a weird dream. You probably won’t even remember it!

Weiss: My body would remember it!

Pyrrha: He-he..Well, possibly... *Remembering Arc Dick*

Weiss: *Intrusively thinking of Arc Dick* Gah! H-How is it so- When did you get to look at it!? *Red-faced*

Pyrrha: Whenever I got the chance to. Dorm life was a glorious hell, Weiss. A hell I’m still in for every night that Knight isn’t in me!

Horny Ghost AU:

Pyrrha’s love/lust is so strong that she refused to die without telling Jaune how she really feels....and getting her cheeks clapped by said blond dork.

So her soul comes back to the world of the living and binds with one of her friend’s body to be able to survive.

Now it wouldn’t be a problem if it was a friend like Ruby (who has a crush on Jaune), or Yang (who wants to bang Jaune), or even Nora (who would happily sleep with Jaune if it helped Pyrrha), but no.

Instead Pyrrha’s soul gets stuck in the body of one Lei Ren. Her one other male friend.

Pyrrha grabs her new round and soft, bubble butt and smiles. Oh well, She’ll work with what she’s got.

I just wish they’d let you setup a default filter set, if I’m never going to care to read about “Some Pairing” or “Some Fandom” or any sort of taggable thing I wish you could set it once and have it default to being in that slot, even better if you can then remove it just as easily as a one-time thing.

I know about Tuff’s userscript but I’d rather it tie to my account.

Setting a default language or languages would also be nice.

The only thing I want from ao3 is primary and secondary categories for ship tags and a "read more" type deal for the tags so they aren't all on display at once.

I just want to be able to find fics that are mainly about the ship I'm interested in, while being able to scroll past the smut fics tagged with every kink under the sun in a timely manner. Is that really too much to ask?

The fact that they’re all still tinted red in the edit just makes me laugh harder at this.

Salem: GIRLS! COME HERE!

Emerald & Yang: [DANGER]

salem holding emerald and yang like they’re just two disobedient children is exactly what i needed today

~ Beacon, Fiona’s Dorm, Wherever that is ~

Fiona: Jaune’s so nice... If only-

Inner Fiona: Take the boy. Steal him away.

Fiona: I can’t do that! Jaune would get scared of me, and Pyrrha’s always around, I can feel her watching when I talk to him...

Inner Fiona: Mount his lap, make your claim clear.

Fiona: Should-Shouldn’t we try going on dates first?

Inner Fiona: Pointless.

Fiona: Mom said I shouldn’t think too hard about boys this time of year...

Inner Fiona: Mother knows nothing. Make him pat your head.

Fiona: *tiny gasp*

~ Elsewhere ~

Blake: So, Pyrrha... It’s springtime.

Pyrrha: Oh I know, the weather’s finally looking better.

Blake: ...*tsk*... So you’ve got maybe three days until Fiona snaps and makes Jaune pat her head.

Pyrrha: *GASP*

Blake: Also sex, probably should have lead with that.

Pyrrha: *Panicking Amazon Noises*

A bit bizzare but when everyone first attended beacon there was another student, Fiona. She and Pyrrha both have a crush on Jaune, but will they work together or will they be rivals?

Fiona would crush on jaune but would be too afraid of pyrrha to do anything

Yang: *Being Super Thirsty*

Jaune: I NEED AN ADULT!

Goodwitch: *Thirsty Milf* Yes?~

Jaune: Oh no! *Gets dragged off to Goodwitch’s office by Yang and Glynda*

Blake: *Watching from the closet* Damn that's a good line...

Yang: fuck me gently

Jaune: no. I will give you what you deserve

Did you ever say what Zwei’s faunus trait is?

Fun fact. Fanaus Zwei as a baby use to bark like an actually dog before he started talking. Taiyang use to joke he had got a dog instead of another kid.