Team RASN: I Know You Said Jaune Was Likely To Carry-bang Whichever Teammate(s) He Ends Up With, But

~Haven, after the ‘Battle of’~

Yang: Hey Weissy, Have you noticed Vomit-Boy looking a bit...

Weiss: Handsome? Muscular? Noble? I have, but it’s hardly the time or place to point that out, Yang.

Yang: ...was gonna say ‘tired’ or ‘stressed out’, but...

Weiss: >///<

Yang: Got something on your mind there Weiss-cream?

Pyrrha: *Gleeful giggling*

~Argus, Cotta-Arc Residence~

Weiss: *Playing with Adrian* Such a widdle cutie.

Pyrrha: Weiss~ *Pops into the Schnee’s body*

Weiss: Huh!? *Watches a her own arms scoop up Adrian and hug him*

Pyrrha: Weiss I need one! I need an Arc baby if I’ll ever get to pass on!

Weiss: What! What happened to ‘just one night’! Babies are way more than ‘a weird dream’!

Pyrrha: I’ll just get hungrier the longer I starve Weiss!

Weiss: *Schnee panicking noises*

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

Jaune "Ready to die for anybody" Arc and Winter "Scared to die for everybody' Schnee. IDK how to make it shippy but I thought it was a neat parallel.

jaune's martyr complex mixed with winter's self presverations. winter shows jaune that he doesnt have to be the scapegoat and jaune shows winter its okay to be vunerable

It’d been one weird morning for Jaune Arc, he woke up in an empty dorm, which was rare enough. And he was getting a strange sort of attention. It seemed like whenever he said a word, greeting the people he knew or even just excusing himself past anyone he didn’t, half the heads in the hall would snap in his direction.

Jaune: Good morning Professor Goodwitch.

Glynda:  Ah~! *Flinches in her seat. Crushing a coffee mug with one gripping hand.*

Jaune: Miss? Are you alright?

Glynda: Yes! Yes, I’m fine, Mr. Arc, was just up a bit too late… Filing…

Jaune: Seems like you do everything around here, do you need any help with your hand?

Glynda: No. Well, maybe one thing…

Jaune: Yes? Professor?

Glynda: Could you… *Reddening* Say my name again…?

Jaune: …?

Inspired by RWBY Chibi: Jaune's ASMR blog goes viral, and turns out all the girls at Becon are getting off to his soft whispering voice.

Nora: Hey guy! Morning! Did you hear the news?!! Jaune’s got a new ASMR cha- *Looks at Team RWBY* -nnel. . .

Yang: *Looking sweaty and disheveled*

Ruby: *Nodding off half asleep*

Weiss: *Looking tired and wearing a wrist brace*

Blake: *Passed out and snoring on top of her books*

Pyrrha: *Blushing* I think they heard about it.

Yang: *Has bag under her eyes* I haven’t slept in 3 days. . .

Nora Valkyrie went from three seasons of no boyfriend to three seasons and counting of two boyfriends and their adopted son, and I think we should all aspire to turn things around that much.

War of the roses headcanons?

War of the Roses Headcanons

Ruby likes being sandwiched between Jaune and Weiss when they sleep

It makes her feel comfortable and safe to have her lovers beside her

Jaune is usually super hot in the middle of the night, with Ruby in a blanket burrito next to him

Meanwhile, Weiss usually ends up freezing in the night, clinging to Ruby’s blankets

Weiss likes getting piggyback rides from both Jaune and Ruby, but only when they’re indoors

Jaune and Ruby make tons of food puns while grocery shopping, while Weiss pretends she doesn’t know them

Then they started texting her the puns

She can’t escape

She secretly appreciates the puns, but they embarrass her

And yet somehow Jaune's mom and sisters already know he has a girlfriend by the time he wakes up again.

I busted a gut over sleep-fighting Pyrrha.

(Sequel to the Yang's dream) Jaune and the rest of his team wake up to a pissed off Yang breaking the door and he is rightfully scared of her. When she tells him the reason why she is pissed... Jaune is massively confused by this and questioning his life choices.

Yang: *Kicks open the door* JAUNE ARC!

Jaune: *Wakes up drooling and with a bad case of bed hair* Wass goin on?

Pyrrha: *Jumps out of bed half asleep, punches a hole in the closet door, looks around, then goes back to bed*

Nora: *Tackles the floor into submission with her face*

Ren: *Still asleep*

Yang: *Marches over to Jaune and grabs him by the shirt* As of right now you are my boyfriend! I expect to go on a date in a few hours and then for us to get married and have babies in a few years. Understand?!

Jaune: *Still half asleep* Yesh?

Yang: *Nods* Good boy. *Kisses his cheek and tucks him back into bed* Now go back to sleep, a growing boy like you needs his rest. I will see you later today for out date, sweet dreams. *Marches out of the room*

Jaune: Wha juss happnn?

Ren: *Snores lightly*

(Tired-as-balls Team JNPR everyone. Model huntsmen and huntresses. 🤣)

jaune's family found out about the date and decided to get to know his new gf. they might have sort of kidnapped her. but jaune showed up to bail her out of that situation. thing is ruby was embarrassed about being asked if she and jaune were planning on having children and refuses to speak about it. so the girls (with no evidence) decide it must be like something out of a spy movie where jaune saved ruby from his old enemies. how do they treat jaune now, and what's their plan to get more info?

Ruby: (tiny girl) i wanna go home

Jaune: guys you're making her nervous

Yang: I MEAN HE WAS SO HUGE! I WAS CERTAIN IT WOULDNT FIT. ITS WAS LIKE BAM!

Tai: i wished you wouldnt talk about your boyfriend at the table

RNNJR snippet WIP with art

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Why do I imagine Jaune pulling out a perfectly forged fake fed id, like he just made one in case he needs it?

Abuse of the Uniform

Officer Yang: You’re under arrest Vomit Boy!

Jaune, playing along: Oh, and why might that be officer?

Yang, winking: For being hella cute~

Jaune, flirtatiously: Oh no~ Surely there’s ‘something’ I can do to make this all go away…?

Yang, leaning in: Oh, I’m sure we could arrange something…

Jaune: Unfortunately I’m an undercover fed. You’re under arrest for misuse of government-granted authority.

Yang: Ah dammit.