How Likely Would It Be To See Willow Molotov The Hound?

This, but they get them switched when they’re getting dressed in the morning.

No one tells them.

dragonslayer wearing shirts that say

im the himbo. im the bimbo

What if Jaune caught Neo, and then lifted her so she was higher than him, then tip-toed up to kiss her after?

Okay but imagine that first Silent Knight kiss

Jaune’s knees are bent but he still has to lean down and nearly hurt his neck to reach Neo

Neo is on the tips of her toes practically pulling Jaune down to her level, using him as support so she doesn’t fall over

~Beacon, Team RWBY Dorm~

Blake: Girls, girls, hey... Are anyone else's clothes just really itchy? I think, I think I should just leave them off. Just for time in the dorm, you know?

Weiss: BLAKE! STOP! BE DECENT!

Blake: *Shirt already gone, trying to shake her pants off without standing* We should all be doing this, sisterhood, no secrets. I don’t care if my friends can see my ears or my ass or my piercings.

Yang: *Covering Ruby’s eyes* Weiss! Stop squealing and close the curtains! Wait, what’s pierced?

Ruby: Yang let go of my face!

Blake: Ruby please. You need to call Team JNPR over. We’ll need to cuddle them for, for warmth when it gets cold tonight...

Weiss: BLAKE LET GO OF ME!

Blake: *Tugging on Weiss’s skirt* TELL THEM THEY NEED TO BRING FOOD WITH THEM! NIGHTS ARE WAY LONGER DURING WINTER!

Yang: Damn it guys!! Who left the catnip out again!? You know Blake isn’t allowed near it unsupervised!

Blake: *On cloud 69*

My dumb ass just went straight for "Mercury can totally walk on walls." based solely on the winged sandal thing.

Mercury is just having a grand ole time. Standin on the walls. Just chillin. Horizontally.

I feel like Winter probably lives off just field rations on missions and whatever the academy/base served while she was there. So if Jaune ever made her 'home-cooking' she'd just melt.

winter pigs out

This shot is somehow able to perfectly mix genuinely Menacing Future villainess and Pissed off Edgy teen Energy.

I’d read the hell out of this premise. Stop me if this is real spoilers, but...

Will it end with them together and adopting the last 1-3 ‘problem children’ who so happen to have the most trust issues and the strongest or weirdest semblances?

Okay @tsundere-bellwether has me wanting to work on this Redemption AU where Cinder’s a maiden on the run, doing good in the shadows. However, somewhere around Mistral, she comes across an orphanage similar to the one she was from before she was brought to Atlas and after scoping the place out a bit, she finds it’s a human trafficking ring. Particularly, it collects promising children who have gifted semblances.

So Cinder, noticing the town that houses the orphanage is turning a blind eye to the suffering of children, burns the place down and frees about sixteen orphans. However she knows they can’t stay safely in a corrupted town, so she tracks down Jaune and forces him to help her find the children suitable homes (despite her judgmental attitude towards anyone willing to adopt said children).

So Jaune just shows up one night at his apartment after a day of heroic huntsman work to his home stuffed with children running around everywhere and a very tired Maiden on his couch.

Salem bringing out the mom voice.

Salem: Neo, have you considered that if you didn't kill everyone you had sex with, you might not be so frustrated?

Neo: *flips Salem off*

Mercury: Neo treats men like she treats her outfits, she cuts them up and burns the remains when she's done.

Emerald: Cinder does too!

Neo: *hurls glass at Emerald for mentioning that name*

Mercury: hahaha she missed because her arms are too little!

Salem: Neo, that's enough and you two should stop winding her up!

Jaune: So anyway, Arslan says she wants to come with us so that’s cool. Does anyone have anything to say about that?

Nora: Why does Arslan keep calling you ‘Snuggle-Cub’?

Jaune: Does anyone have any other questions?

Yang: Look at this view, guys. And no, I don't mean my fat, juicy a-

Jaune: (Pushes Yang off the cliff) Get out of my way! I can't see the view! (Looks out) Damn. That is a nice view.

Yang: (Mid-fall, Clicks her teeth) You know, he's a dead man.

Plot Twist: Before they got married his wife happened to be named “Goodwitch”.

Side Quest.

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Ruby: Okay it's time we go save the world right guys!

JYWBNR: Yeah!

Civilian in distress: wait!*points to Jaune* Oh brave knight! I need your help!

Jaune: I'm sorry but I've held the team up long enough, I have to go help them save the world.

Civilian: Please! If you were to help my family you'd be handsomely rewarded!

Jaune: please sir...my friends need me, I can't delay them any longer.

Civilian: I come from a wealthy family, we can give you money or land!

Jaune: This is more important then money or land!

RWBYNR: Yeah!

Civilian: ...if you help me I'll introduce yiu to my wife's beautiful sister...she has a thing for tall blonde knights.

Jaune: ...

Yang: As if Lady Killer could be persuaded by that when he has (gestures to herself and all the other girls) right Jaune?

Jaune: ...right!

Civilian: she's got bigger tiddies then all of them. *point to team RWBY*

Jaune: *pulls out Crocea Mors* Tiddies it is!

RWBY: JAUNE!

Nora, sniffling: that's my fearless leader.

Ren: truly a man of culture.

Gotta love those Side Quests.