Test Scores: The First Of Many Times Weiss Was Upset She Couldn't Top Yang.

Test Scores: The first of many times Weiss was upset she couldn't top Yang.

SKFJDKSFKFHDKF

More Posts from Thesapsmith and Others

4 years ago

Harem Protagonist Blake should have kept a save from the start of the Beacon chapter like all the guides said to.

Now she either has to start over and skip the Adam and Early Ilia routes again, or get the best ending with Yang to unlock the chapter select.

Harem protagnist Blake Decided not to go with the Illia or Sun route and instead go with the Yang route, and was really liking it. But currently she's having regrets about not going the Ruby route

4 years ago

I was gonna joke Pyrrha might have them, for this exact reason. She toys with them using her semblance. Often when she studies or trains with Jaune.

Like others said, Weiss would want them, for rebellion. But she’d probably be terrified to actually go anywhere to get them done. In case she’d get recognized and ratted out.

And yeah Blake might have them, broody riot girl energy and all. Bonus points if she had Ilia pierce them while they were in the fang. That poor gay lizard.

which rwby girl would have nipple piercings

5 years ago

Lewd white knight

Weiss makes jaune wear a collar and a leash

4 years ago

What’s that rule about a pawn getting to become a queen or a knight?

They need to get to the other side of the board first...

My Cinder obsessed brain struggles between the idea that Cinder is important to Salem’s plans more than we think given how Salem backpedals her behavior to make sure Cinder stays loyal to her vs the idea that destiny as stated by the show’s thesis is a myth and Salem chose Cinder because like Hazel, she was perfect to mold into a destiny for her needs.

Sometimes, it really feels like Cinder is important in some way and that Salem chose her for a reason. But in earlier eps on v8, that idea feels contradicted by the “more than a pawn, but not a player” sentiment. So which is it?

4 years ago

~ Beacon, Fiona’s Dorm, Wherever that is ~

image

Fiona: Jaune’s so nice... If only-

Inner Fiona: Take the boy. Steal him away.

Fiona: I can’t do that! Jaune would get scared of me, and Pyrrha’s always around, I can feel her watching when I talk to him...

Inner Fiona: Mount his lap, make your claim clear.

Fiona: Should-Shouldn’t we try going on dates first?

Inner Fiona: Pointless.

Fiona: Mom said I shouldn’t think too hard about boys this time of year...

Inner Fiona: Mother knows nothing. Make him pat your head.

Fiona: *tiny gasp*

~ Elsewhere ~

Blake: So, Pyrrha... It’s springtime.

Pyrrha: Oh I know, the weather’s finally looking better.

Blake: ...*tsk*... So you’ve got maybe three days until Fiona snaps and makes Jaune pat her head.

Pyrrha: *GASP*

Blake: Also sex, probably should have lead with that.

Pyrrha: *Panicking Amazon Noises*

A bit bizzare but when everyone first attended beacon there was another student, Fiona. She and Pyrrha both have a crush on Jaune, but will they work together or will they be rivals?

Fiona would crush on jaune but would be too afraid of pyrrha to do anything

4 years ago

My dumb ass just went straight for "Mercury can totally walk on walls." based solely on the winged sandal thing.

Mercury is just having a grand ole time. Standin on the walls. Just chillin. Horizontally.

5 years ago

Jaune’s and/or Yang’s auras adjusting based off ‘idiot isn’t gonna stop hugging the living bonfire’ or ‘he’s not even flinching anymore, just let him in’ is somehow the most in character dragonslayer metaphor I’ve seen in a bit.

I’d imagine Yang being low/mid-key clingy, she’d probably be touch-starved to hell and back.

And I’ve always liked the idea of Jaune calling Yang ‘Sunshine’, in this case he’d also call her ‘Sunburn’ when snark warrants it.

Dragonslayer headcanon au

Yang's skin litterally burn like a sun and no wanta to touch her. Until she meets a guy that is somehow immune to her buring skin

4 years ago

Great as always, now I've got a sudden need to see Elm blushing in a wedding dress.

How about some Elm × Jaune?

(sure)

Elm Ederne was not a woman Jaune would have thought he ended up dating.

He didn’t mind at all, though.

Elm was a giant of a woman, strong as hell and quite feisty. She didn’t hesitate to ask him out when he caught her interest and then drag him into an unusual wrestling date.

Those who said not to have sex on the first date never met Elm, who went with the flow and simply snuck into the showers after the two of them getting sweaty.

Which was where jaune discovered something rather adorable of the usually tough woman.

Once in the afterglow, she became a cuddly teddy bear, desiring affection and kisses, turning any consequent rounds into a mellow, loving and slower affair.

Which brough them to now. Jaune had just finished turning Elm into her cuddle bug self, thoroughly enjoying her huge and soft body against his own. It was always a refreshing change whenever her Nora-esque demeanor gave way to this.

“ready for another round?” It was not really an ask; he knew she was up for it. Though, just as she rolled over, letting him be on top and greeting him with a loving smile, the door burst open.

“For fucks sake, you two!” Vine snarled. “It’s been two hours now! Get the fuck to sleep!”

4 years ago

Jaune spent all night playing and re-playing the RE8 demo, getting hyped up for tall vampire ladies. What does the sleep-deprived dolt do when the first person he sees in the morning is Elm?

Jaune: AAH TALL VAMPIRE MILF!

Elm: excuse me..

Jaune: sorry i just. Been playing this demo

Elm: oooh... so are you into tall women?

Jaune: um


Tags
4 years ago

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • jasontoddssuper
    jasontoddssuper liked this · 2 years ago
  • athena244
    athena244 liked this · 2 years ago
  • calicocalliope
    calicocalliope liked this · 2 years ago
  • a-sammich
    a-sammich liked this · 2 years ago
  • mistreve
    mistreve liked this · 2 years ago
  • zweizilla98
    zweizilla98 reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • zweizilla98
    zweizilla98 liked this · 2 years ago
  • sinorfen
    sinorfen liked this · 2 years ago
  • thesapsmith
    thesapsmith reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • thesapsmith
    thesapsmith liked this · 2 years ago
  • yacchannanamin
    yacchannanamin reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • armenianwriterman
    armenianwriterman liked this · 2 years ago
  • nathan-thorn
    nathan-thorn reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • nathan-thorn
    nathan-thorn liked this · 2 years ago
  • musings-from-mars
    musings-from-mars reblogged this · 2 years ago
thesapsmith - Mostly Nonsense
Mostly Nonsense

224 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags