This Is The Perfect Person.

well since we're all going to be criminals right quick who wants to arson a police office?

I wish it wasn't illegal for people to flirt with me

Gender is a performance and I'm helping people burn down the cinema

ya ok.

Reblog this if you want your inbox full of anons

Nosy anons, curious anons, magic anons, ALL anons are welcome!

This is temporary agent squids

I am requesting backup from site command. This □"1)÷:Ƙþ'ĥß]《¿§⁹6ð×/ axolotl can't stay in containment for 5 @&Ŕ:€¤\♡ɓłğű×;şŒƏ seconds

the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.

YEAH

So weird being in a place where when you yell into the void, the void yells back with helpful tips on how to use the hellsite

Anyways, void

AM I SUPPOSED TO ADD TAGS WHEN I REBLOG STUFF?

Wait I can ask myself things? Why can I do that?

Dunno dude I just got here

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I scheduled it but why did I get it on day 4 this time

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

Reblog if

A) you're panromantic

B) you like cats

C) you wish you were a dragon

D) you're hanging on by a thred

But don't say which