Or To Tie One To A Centrifuge With A Knife Sticking Out Of The Wall That Ever So Slowly Gets Closer.

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

*I* will back you up on this

That minecraft urge to build yourself a home which is 100% monster proof on the outside and beautiful on the inside, and then realizing that if you DO use obsidian and amethyst - because indestructible! pretty! - you will, in fact, have a Yennefer/Disney Villain color scheme.

And then pulling up pinterest and searching "minecraft inspo" because now you're DEFINITELY going to do it

@nekohooch back me up on this

let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”

it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and you know what? I was happy.

𓂁𓂄_𓂁𓂄 wazzat

I would be up for a battle, but I have run out of "power points", and am to tired to use my moves. Can you help?

eat a leppa berry

YEAH

So weird being in a place where when you yell into the void, the void yells back with helpful tips on how to use the hellsite

Anyways, void

AM I SUPPOSED TO ADD TAGS WHEN I REBLOG STUFF?

@i-fucked-freddy-fazzbear why did you do that?

Reblog this if you're comfortable with people sketching/making fanart of your muse and their Pokémon team!

Prepare

*throws my inkay onto the table like a spinning top* let it rip!!

YOU’RE GOING DOWN

That is a lot of belts

Those are like big worms, right?

Sorry. Forget I said anything

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over