"I'm In Spain Without The 'A'"

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Reminder that it's always morally correct to bite a transphobe.

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

What is the lack of colour called?

(wrong answers only)

I put the meat down for a second and it just stops being warm. I sigh, and light the fire to reheat the turkey

Hey wait a second...

It good but i had no lettuce ◞‸◟

I had a dream last night that I was moving to a rural lakeside area where the lake had a monster in it, Kelp Kevin. But Kelp Kevin wasn’t a mysterious rumor, he was just a weird big kelp-looking thing that showed up all the time. 

And as they were explaining Kelp Kevin to me, the monster himself burst out of the water, and I raised my hand on some weird instinct and as soon as I did he gave me a high five with a big kelpy limb. Then he vanished back into the water and everyone was like “Ayup, that’s Kelp Kevin.”

I hope everyone has a day of equivalent awesome to that of being high-fived by a cryptic lake monster named Kevin. 

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