That One Heartbreak Playlist That Keeps Slapping As Hard As Rejection

...I think I lost a braincell from sheer stupidity. I think he went on vacation to Heard Island.

even countries w no one in them are being slapped w tarrifs 😓🙏

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

Writing is so much easier when you actually write

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

Last night I had a dream about the grinch and his heart was swelling to three times its size because of the excessive love he felt for the whos or whatever the fuck unpruned his heart but instead of overflowing with love it was just stress cardiomyopathy from the excessive noise and he went into cardiac arrest and this seemed important enough to inform tumblr

Liam ”It‘s been. My honor.” Mairi

You know what I can't stop thinkkng about?

That one Bluey episode with the instrumental version of the choral part from "Homewardbound." The one where Bingo is dreaming about space. I think about that one a lot. I think about Bluey a lot, to be honest.

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...I'm 19... but like...