I Only Play Forest Horny People

Foggy doggie

(Fog is my favorite weather)

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

Hades did it

Rule

Bought this lovely succulent for just 1€ in a local plant shop, very happy with them!

I love finding possum memes on the internet

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Rule (posting random memes on my phone day 4)

A drama in two acts