What's Up, Penis Parker? By
What's Up, Penis Parker? by
almondlxnn
This was not what Peter planned. He did not mean to throw Flash across the hallway while everyone was watching. His day was already pretty bad, and this just made it even worse. This is definitely not what Peter planned.
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Practice Makes Perfect
by aceschwarz222
Peter goes to ULTA in search of the perfect eyeshadow palette for Aunt May. When he's asked to be the guinea pig for a new makeup artist-in-training, he's surprised to find that he's kind of into the makeup thing.
In other words: Peter figures out what makes him look fierce, and the people around him love him unconditionally.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18151397
the heart in my chest on wings by gaymess
When Cressida befriended Eloise Bridgerton, she had not prepared for the truly impressive number of lectures she would find herself subject to.
you want me to be yours (well then you gotta be mine)
by baseline
Peter had completely expected everyone to fawn over MJ, because let’s be honest, he does it himself on a daily basis. What he hadn’t expected, however, was for her to kiss him and then for everyone to come up and give him the shovel talk. On her behalf. When they weren’t even dating for real.
“How is this my life?” he moans at the ceiling, shoving his face into his pillow before the ceiling can do something stupid like respond.
(or, 5 times they pretended + 1 time they didn't.)
Fortuna Major by TheFlirtMeister
“I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little.” Michelle says.
“Why didn't you?” Peter asks.
“Too much math.” Michelle says, in such a serious voice that Peter snorts. “Hey! The amount of maths required crushed my dreams to get up into space!”
Pandora's Box by
FerretShark
Happy hesitates for a millisecond and then caves, “The other day at the apartment, the kid dropped a ring box.”
“What? A what now?”
“Little velvet box.” Happy gestures the approximate size with his hands.
it'll be over (and I'll still be asking when) by
JBS_Forever
They are fighting a one-story tall mechanical robot in the middle of Brooklyn when Peter swings over its head and says, “You guys ever see The Incredibles?”
It starts like this.
The Difference a Day Makes by Clowns_or_Midgets, snarkymuch
Peter thought he'd hit rock bottom, but maybe it needed to happen so he could find himself again. This is a story of making peace, of trusting those around you, and holding onto threads of hope. The sun will always shine again, even after the darkest of nights and hardest of storms. With Tony beside him, he might just make it through to morning.
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"You know, I thought I was losing everything when you told me I was losing my powers, I thought that was the end for me. I couldn't see a life past that. It felt like I was looking at death." He laughed, shaking his head. "I was dead wrong. I was so damn stupid. This ... this is ..."
A sharp pain stabbed Tony in the chest. "This is what dying is like?" Tony put a voice to what he knew the kid was saying, though it hurt to do.
shy wlw: she fingered me, told me she loved me, and proposed on wednesday. i think she might be straight.
shy mlm: Dear Diary,
He touched my hand today. I’ve decided on a spring wedding, that we might enjoy Pride together on our honeymoon.
