Apparently Today Is The Tenth Anniversary Of The Boom De Yada Song, Which Always Makes Me Feel Better,

…if your mouth is faster than your brain.

I. Am. Fucking. Trash. Damn this game and damn this guy but he needs love and I want to show that there is so much love for him in my heart! :<

Masterlist

EDITED: 7/4/17, 3pm

OMG OKAY IF THERE’S ANY PROBLEMS LET ME KNOW BUT I THINK I FIXED IT??? im so tired someone help me ~Admin 404

Headcanons/Imagines/Reactions!:

If they’re a doodler or a writer

Favourite landscapes

Favourite holiday

Favourite seasons

MC can’t sleep due to back pain

MC being extremely flexible

MC insecure about tummy/freckles

Hiking date

MC makes/wears cosplay

Reuniting at the airport

Best friends/platonic

MC has pet birds

MC as a fencer

MC really into death metal

MC as a major snuggler

MC setting up Chanukkah decor

MC and the piano

MC as childhood friend

Engagement rings

MC as a tattoo parlor regular

MC spamming everyone with the Bee movie

MC loses focus easily

Tall MC

Favourite Studio Ghibli movies

Drunk MC/Love reveal

Favourite way to spend time with MC

Positive pregnancy test as holiday gift

MC inviting Unknown to Christmas event (Christmas DLC)

Kinda gross MC

MC being hit on by another person

MC with someone else during holidays (ANGST)

Having to get undercuts

Obese MC (insecure)

Insomniac MC

Extreme sports with MC

MC/Family sass battle

MC with acne scars

MC on period/heavy cramps

Classic rock obsessed MC

MC Randomly speaking Russian

MC afraid of people

MC from a cold country

MC insecure eating in front of others

MC addicted to dabbing

MC with an emo fashion

MC obsessed with Classic Rock

MC as an MMA fighter

MC holed up in their room because of mental health issues

Favourite Snapchat filters

Bilingual MC forgets names for things

MC doesn’t like people spending money on them

MC likes to say “I love you” platonically

MC works the nightshift

Wedding dresses/suits

MC being random at the wrong time

MC asking for a piggy back ride

Mute MC

MC who likes things meticulously clean and in order

6'6 MC

Slightly Telepathic MC

MC always wears heelies

MC with anorexia

MC does martial arts

Short MC has long legs

Hopeless Romantic MC

MC Sick on Christmas

MC as a politician

Reactions to Jaehee/MC friendship

MC picks at scabs and gets scars

MC is an irl princess

Misc. V headcanons

MC as Terry Crews (I hate this so mUCH)

RFA Playing Undertale

Bald MC

MC protecting RFA from being hit on

MC Constantly in hospital/afraid of hospital

RFA at a strip club

RFA as text messages from 404

MC oblivious to flirting

MC not wanting to give birth/okay with adoption

MC in musical having to kiss another actor

Teacher MC

Witchy MC

MBTI Personality Types

404’s Face Claims

MCXDanny DeVito because y'all hate me

Telepathic MC part 2

Winter Soldier/Black Widow MC

MC afraid of needles

RFA reacts to MC who trash talks Rika

Random Korean Culture HCS

RFA: Given blank piece of paper, what would they do?

MC is a Kpop star

MC is into cars

RFA+V+SAERAN Falling hard for MC

MC always trash talking Rika

Sharing bed for the first time

Part two: Christmas Angst (HAPPY ENDINGS)

Celebrating MC’s birthday

RFA Break ups (ANGST?)

Finding out MC Knows Korean

Reactions to Jaehee x Zen

MC messes up their hair 

Reacting to MC being gay

MC pretends to be married to friend

MC as a Victoria Secret Model

RFA opinions on pineapple on pizza + other foods

RFA as Vampires: Feeding habits

RFA Falling for Male!MC

Going to Pride with MC

MC really loves cats

MC plays instrument fluently

MC randomly wanting to slow dance

MC having younger sibling(s)

MC Loving Stars and the Ocean

FICS:

Saeran being called Edgelord

Saeran singing “When Christmas Comes to Town”

Saeran/MC being intimate when Saeyoung walks in

RFA+V+SAERAN Reacting to seeing Saeyoung on mission/date

Saeyoung cutting off Zen’s ponytail

404′s Ridiculous AU’s:

Duck AU

Sock AU

Stock Image AU

Car AU

Meme AU

Lamp AU

Coat AU

Restaurant/Fast food AU

Fruit AU

Homestuck AU

Dog AU

VALENTINES FICS:

Saeyoung

Saeran

Jumin

Yoosung

Zen

Jaehee

V

EASTER FIC:

Easter

NSFW:

Jealousy (NSFW)

Pegging (NSFW)

Massages (NSFW)

MC making breakfast with nothing but a t-shirt on (NSFW)

7 mins in heaven/Spin the bottle (Possible NSFW?)

MC walks in on them masturbating (NSFW)

Masochist MC (NSFW)

Getting Caught Being Intimate by Child (NSFW?)

MC calling penises by weird names (NSFW-ISH?)

SUBMISSIONS/ADMIN PERSONAL:

Beautiful-mystic-mess/404: Fidget Spinner AU?

404: Saeran sketch

404: Saeran the Jolly Green Giant

404/626 admin comic

Nglitisjay Yoosung undercut

Imtryingtodoartstuff Saeyoung undercut

Imtryingtodoartstuff Admins

Coziershelf Admins

Kiirdonel Saeran/Saeyoung/Yoosung undercut

Kiirdonel RFA undercuts

Misspeggy-longleggy MC’s book

Misspeggy-longleggy Admin 626’s book

Rosiek5art Admin 404

Rosiek5art Admin 626

Haku-and-luna Saeran

Lord-of-the-firemelons Ice cream shop Saeran

Childhood Anon: V’s Barber shop

404 DJ Han

404 random

404 Legend of Yoosung

Kittymintchip Edited Rika

404/mellowpeanutbanana-91efa99e: Rika

404 “Sinka”

404 Rika Headstone

404 Rika

404: RFA+Eeveelutions

🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬

I believe @madisnorm once suggested me to change my header to Kou’s crotch. I finally did it, are you proud of me now? My icon is conveniently censoring the good bits for younger audience as well. How marvelous.

Headcanon Masterlist!

I will add to this as I post more headcanons! If any of the links aren’t working please tell me which ones so I can fix them!

All main guys!

1. Reacting to receiving a text saying “I can’t come to school because there’s a creep guy staring out my window.”

2. Getting into a fight with Candy

3. Getting caught singing in the shower

4. How they show their love

5. Reacting to you being an instagram model

6. The guys playing Sims

7. How the guys study

8. How their voices sound 

9. How they react to you not being a virgin

10. The guys’ favorite memes

11. How they react to you getting bullied

12. Coming home to find Candy passed out on the couch after cooking for them

13. Confessing to you at graduation

14. Reacting to hearing you swear

15. Reacting to you having lewd piercings

16. Reacting to a body confident Candy

17. Reacting to you fangirling over a character

18. Going on a road trip with you

19. Random NSFW headcanons (all except Castiel)

20. How they react to a gf with social anxiety

21. Reacting to your death

22. Kissing you, being interrupted by your bf (all except Nate)

23. Reacting to Candy wanting a threesome

24. Boys getting first blowjob from you

25.Introducing you to their parents over dinner

26. The boys and the four seasons

27. If they had good luck charms

28. How they show affection

29. More NSFW headcanons 

30. Bad habits they have

31. Quirky things they do in a relationship

32. How they act when jealous

33. Guys with their newborns

34. How the guys write

35. How they cheer you up when you’re in the hospital

36. How they comfort you after a nightmare

37. Their favorite Disney movie

38. Porposing to you, your wedding and honeymoon

39. How they act at a party with you

40. Realizing they’re in love with you

41. Comforting you after a sad movie

42. How they react to you proposing to them

43. How they react to you suddenly breaking up with them

44. Catching you masturbating

45. Reacting to you being amazing with dogs

46. Their first Christmas with you

47. How they help you during that time of the month

48. The boys as parents

49. Getting a boner in public

50. Getting caught masturbating by you

All side guys~

1. How they write

2. Where they would take you on your first date

Lysander

1. Random headcanon

2. Detailed list headcanons

Nathaniel

1. Kissing you, being interrupted by your bf

Castiel

1. NSFW Headcanons

Armin

1. Detailed list headcanons

Kentin

1. Detailed list headcanons

Dake

1. Relationship headcanons for Dakota

Dajan

None :(

Jade

None :(

Leigh

None :(

All girls

1. How they show affection

♡ Masterlist ♡

Rules

Headcanons:

RFA + Minor Trio w/ party animal MC. 

RFA + Minor Trio go racing!

RFA + Minor Trio w/ unladylike MC

RFA + Minor Trio w/ MC who is going blind

RFA + Saeran & Vanderwood w/ MC who isn’t good at Korean

RFA + Minor Trio react to MC being hit by a car, but is okay

RFA + Minor Trio react to MC putting herself down & is used to being ignored.

lil’ drabbles:

Vanderwood and MC go camping

Vanderwood & polaroids

vids:

BEYONCE, SWEETIE, I’M SO SORRY.

Vanderwood’s Cooking Show

i really don’t know what to call this one

[last updated 8/1/2017]

my tribute to the fall of vine, part 1

part 1/part 2/part 3/part 4

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

best ones from Thomas Sanders’ Narrating People’s Lives.

MASTERLIST ✰

✰ This is so you can browse through all the writing freely and only read things you’re interested in~ For my convenience and yours ✰

✰ if you want to request a scenario/imagine, headcanon, or matchup go to my inbox [make sure they’re open] ✰

✰ all imagines are written in the ‘x reader’ format  ✰ 

✰ if they don’t have a link it’s a work in progress  ✰ 

✰  last updated August 6 @ 11:40 PM   ✰

HEADCANONS

[safe for work]  [** means favorite] [alphabetical order]

RFA (+Minor Trio) react to MC having a dream about losing them

RFA (+Minor Trio) reacting to Saeyoung’s Toy Shop

RFA (+Minor Trio) with MC who is best friends with Seven

RFA (+Minor Trio) with crazy colored hair

RFA (+Minor Trio) with mute MC

RFA (+V) getting in a fight with MC** [HAPPY END]

RFA (+V) react to MC wanting to leave after first party [ANGST]

RFA (+V) reacting to MC who can’t swim

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC in a blanket burrito

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC who is laying down on the floor

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC who’s adopted and neglected

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC with fear of storms

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to MC with fear of yelling/screaming

RFA (V+Saeran) reacting to short MC

RFA (V+Saeran) with MC who is a fantasy writer

RFA (V+Saeran) with MC who has fear of heights

RFA (V+Saeran) with darker skin MC who is insecure

RFA reacting to MC with long shirt and no shorts

RFA using Snapchat

RFA watching Television with MC

RFA with MC who doesn’t smile for real, but when they do it’s beautiful

[not safe for work] [alphabetical order]

RFA (V+Saeran) first time having sex with MC

IMAGINES

Jaehee x MC having sex in the café [NSFW]

Zen x MC who is wearing thigh-highs and a short skirt [NSFW]

BY CHARACTER

[Yoosung]

none

[Zen]

Reactig to MC wearing thigh-highs and a short skirt [NSFW] [Imagine]

[Jaehee]

Having sex in the café with MC [NSFW] [Imagine]

[Jumin]

reacting to MC’s kitten and Elizabeth

Shy! Jumin** [both SFW + NSFW] 

[Seven]

none