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You’re beautiful!

It’s okay to have acne!

It’s okay to have loose skin!

It’s okay to have cellulite!

It’s okay to have sketch marks! Love your tiger stripes!!

It’s okay to not feel beautiful, even though you’re stunning ✨

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You CAN get there!

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It’s my birthday! And I spent my day mostly drawing this Jotun Fem!Loki! 🤣 This is a DTYS, you can join it with cosplays, art, photos or whatever! Just have fun and remember to tag me if you do it! 💙💖💙 but really I just wanted to draw the Queen because we need more fem Jotun Loki!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Papyrus: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Can you tell which is which?

Sans: *pointing at a picture* that one is the dump

Papyrus: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

Could you do another piratelock list please? Either AUs, or Sherlock and John getting captured on a ship somehow or something ;) thanks!

Hey friend, okay, here’s some ship and pirate stuff …

Piratelock & Ships (the seafaring kind ;)

OutOn The Rocks by HarleyMischief, 24 k, mature. John is a mermanforcefully captured and brought aboard the ship of Captain Sherlock Holmes.

AFurther Sea by i_ship_an_armada, ShinySherlock, 125 k, explicit.Here be a tale of adventure for both body and soul, but beware if ye be not ofstout heart, for this be piratelock, ya savvy?  (Locked to AO3.)

Captain’sPet by Endellion, 26 k, explicit. Non-con warnings. Captain John Watson is apirate after serving in His Majesty’s Naval force. He comes across a kidnappedSherlock Holmes on another pirate ship and takes him for his own. (Locked toAO3.)

Glimpseof Gold by TheOtherMaddHatter, 86 k, teen. Captain SherlockHolmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret bysomeone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by aGlimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence. Rarely are they ever one in the same.

This Weather by quixoticlie, 12 k, explicit.John Watson thought he led a pretty nice life, until one day, he’s kidnappedand taken aboard a pirate ship.

StolenNight by janto321(FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit. Sherlock is a pirate, John is a soldier. All theirnights together are stolen.

CaptainRedbeard bygrimmfairy, 3 k, not rated. John Watson is a ship’s doctor on a Navy ship.Sherlock is a feared and respected pirate that attack’s John’s ship. Inexchange for letting John’s ship go free, John’s captain offers him up as ahostage and Sherlock accepts.

Seas of Love and Revengebythatawkwardfriend, 20 k, teen. John Watson is taken captive on a pirate ship.And not just by any pirate: the legendary Captain Sherlock Holmes.

Out in the Water by MojoFlower, 3 k,explicit. Shameless merman/pirate porn, y'all. 

Odd Birds by lockedin221b, 6 k, explicit. (Mythical AU.) Ships avoid a certain passage where strange singing affects the crew. Sherlock has always been unaffected until a new voice joins the choir, a male voice

What I want from you by emmahogany, 1 k,teen. He was the best. His deep baritone sounds lured every soul he wanted intothe water. No one could resist him. Man, woman, child. They were doomed when hedecided they were his. Doomed from the second he started his song.

On the High Seas. by Meowzalot, 78 k,explicit. Pirate Johnlock AU. Sherlock is a pirate captain. He overtakes theship John was on.

Pirate’s Treasure by Endellion. 11 k,explicit. Sherlock Holmes is a pirate Captain, John Watson is Admiral of theKing’s Navy. Sherlock kidnaps John after a battle on the open seas. (Locked toAO3.)

The Heart of a Pirate by StarlightAndFireflies,65 k, teen. Lieutenant John Watson, first mate on one of the greatest ships ofthe line in British Royal Navy history, has never seen a pirate in person. Thatis, until one strange, foggy night, when a mysterious ship attacks.

The Captain And TheDoctor by Random_Nexus,1 k, mature. The captain and the ship’s doctor negotiating tea. Srsly, I kidyou not. (Locked to AO3.)

Over FathomsDeep by bittergreens. WIP, explicit. Historical AU. AristocratSherlock and sailor John meet on a long sea voyage. Sherlock is so shy andawkward, and John a golden ray of light bouncing into his life. How sweet isthis budding relationship!

Update

PSA:

Out of my own paranoia due to Sherlock’s BBC Official blog being taken down (The Science of Deduction) and sentimentality in regards to all things Sherlock and John, along with the nostalgia within these blogs, I went ahead and created a back-up of John’s Blog as well.

Find John’s Blog Copy Here

I figured that given the fact that the BBC hasn’t renewed the server for Sherlock’s blog, that I can only assume it’s a matter of time before John’s is gone, as well.

Plus, John’s blog has a lot more content than Sherlock’s so I knew it was going to be a process to copy it all. Keep in mind that of course, my copy isn’t going to be identical but it should still have everything written on the original blog (plus a few things that vanished from the “official” one; aka Sherlock’s hat photo and the hit counter). The dates also appear sort of odd because I couldn’t work them into the theme to match John’s, but I’ve still included them so you know when the entries were posted.

Reminder: These blogs are designed to be viewed on a desktop or in a web browser only. They are essentially non-functioning and unable of being navigated within the tumblr app.

Enjoy and feel free to ask any questions and point out any mistakes to me! (Except typos. Any typos you see were in the OG blogs and I felt it only right to include them :) )

P.S. I’m not going to bother making backup copies of Molly’s and Connie Prince’s blogs. If you would like to then I encourage you to do it and let me know so I can update my links accordingly.

Find Sherlock’s Blog Copy Here

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