Hi I'd like to fuck the Yellowstone supervolcano....
I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........
Technically on a molecular level there is no difference between u and a plastic bag.U both contain the same elements . So if Katy Perry says "do u ever feel like a plastic bag" now u know....
When I'm done shitposting half of the humanity would still be asleep
Source:- Father of thanos
Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
Sometimes girls have a face that God had to craft with 8 of her angels working at million dollars per hour and sculpting her face so neatly that they had to use a fucking microscope and had to light the fucking heaven on fire for lighting up her face
And here i sit crying look at that face
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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