Iida: I'm Sorry Midoriya, That's A Point On The Bad Decision Board.

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

Quiz number 758685

Ghosthunters AU! Bakusquad

Kirishima, Kaminari, and Mina are ghosthunters

Bakugou is the demon haunting the house

Sero is part of the cult that summoned Bakugou and got caught

I may write this for Halloween ad a one shot thing or you can do with it as you will

Kirishima, about his gym membership upgrade: There are many advantages to being an elite gymnast

Mina: That’s not what gymnast means but I would like to see where this is going

Aizawa: It has come to my attention that someone is running a UA incorrect quotes blog.

Class 1A: *Looks at Kaminari*

Kaminari: It was not me!

Iida: *nervous sweating*

I personally am a crop top person but that’s just me

Bakugou: I don’t know why people try to make me out to be complex. I’m very angry and here to win what more do you want?

Kirishima: Your hand in marriage.

Shoji: My hoodies always go missing

Tokoyami: I’m not the only one who steals them.

Midoriya: You and Iida always have giant hoodies that are soft so everyone just raids your closets

I was scrolling down and saw this. One of the few times I was funny

Iida, on his 5th cup of coffee: Am I woke yet?

Midoriya, crying: That‘s not what that means. You’re going to hurt yourself if you don’t stop.

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.