Kirishima: Everyone Assumes Bakugou Is The Responsible One. As His Boyfriend I’m Here To Confirm It’s

Bakugou: Who burned down the kitchen?

Kaminari, ready to take the blame for his friends: Me, why?

*Laughs in penguin*

At every household in the world, at the very same time, penguins appeared. Mostly harmless. But everyone who talked about it disappeared. We learned after the newscasters disappeared, and then the friend who mentioned it first, then everyone who posted it on FB. It’s beside me as I wri-

Chicken run quotes again

Kaminari: *Is sad because he had a successful plan that didn't make a difference*

The remaining Bakusquad and the rest of 1A: *Fighting in the background*

Kaminari, who had an idea: Shut up!

*everyone stops, surprised he was rude*

shit’s bad!!!!! here are some not terrible headlines to take the edge off a little bit

Kaminari, playing with Koda’s dog: Whoozagoodboy

Koda: He says you are

Kaminari, tearing up: He’s the best boy and I thank him.

Jirou: Someone asked me why I like girls.

Jirou: If you saw Momo laugh you wouldn’t be asking these questions.

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Bakugou: Can you please stop talking for once?

Midoriya: You of all people should know I physically can’t.