Some New Ao3 Author: Idk, I’m Nervous About Posting Fics, Especially Without A Beta, Plus They’re

Me online: Sitting in the corner, making posts, occasionally causing discourse.

Me IRL: I hate people and the world and down with the billionares and leave me alone

There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance

Excuse me while I get sad .

Bakugo: Does this disturb you?

Mina: That’s kinds hot actually

Iida: You need Jesus

Tsuyu: All I want is cuddles and all I get is struggles.

Kaminari had an idea

Kaminari: So I had an idea

Mina: Kaminari saying I had an idea has become the opening to too many shenanagins now.

Kaminari: No this one's good

Mina: What is it?

Kaminari: So to get rid of Minet-

Kirishima: I thought you were his friend?

Kaminari: Can I finish? Anyways we'll either need the help of Aizawa or Bakugou-

Bakugou: Why me?

Kaminari: I was about to explain. Anyways so you'll have to wear a dress to-

Sero: Who's wearing a dress?

Kaminari: Bakugou or Aizawa. We're trying to get rid of Mineta.

Sero: I volunteer.

Kaminari: Alright anyway-

Aizawa: Someone informed me Kaminari had an idea.

Kaminari: I give up.

Before you were anything, you were a mother.

When the universe began it was you, and the earth was the first of your children. The seas, the skies, everything that walked the earth was your precious offspring. Humanity, however, were the children you were closest with, made in your own image.

The earth could not remain young forever, and as it grew it began to become too much for you to handle on your own. And so, like every god must, you collected followers. Humans who would take responsibility to do your work. In exchange you promised to reward them, giving them whatever they desired.

Children, however, are imperfect, and humanity is no exception. When promised whatever they want selfishness begins to take over, and time and time again that selfishness has stung. For every three steps forward your followers took to helping you maintain the earth, they took one step back with their selfish wishes. Eventually it felt like a chore, to reward them. It no longer felt like a gift to your children but a betrayal of them. Still, a promise is a promise.

When your next follower came forth to receive their gift, you were already prepared for the worst. They had suffered greatly, and those who suffer greatly have the most pain to inflict back on the world. It comes as a surprise, however, when they instead ask for the warmth of a parent’s embrace.

When you wrap your arms around your follower, this broken child whose only desire is to be loved, you begin to remember. You begin to remember that while humans can be selfish and broken they are still your children who wish for guidance and love. You remember that your followers are still young in the eyes of the universe, and do not know how to not be creatures focused on themselves. You remember and you forgive, and you remind yourself and the earth that you are the mother of everything.

Before you were anything, you were a mother, and a mother you shall stay until the end of time.

You are a patron deity that physically appears before your followers in order to reward them for loyal service. Usually, they like to fulfill their darkest desires, so you’re completely caught off guard when one of them asks to feel "the embrace of a parent."

Kaminari going to the dentist: Hope I don’t embarrass myself

The dentist making idle conversation: How are you feeling?

Kaminari: Gay

Kaminari: And that is why schools need to take neurodivergent students into account.

The Mcdonalds lady giving him his nuggets: Sir are you ok?

Kirishima: Queen’s dead.

Kaminari: Queen’s dead?

Mina, nodding: Queen’s dead

Kaminari: Road work ahead?

Iida, sighing loudly: Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.