Love Writing An Absolute War Crime Of A Fanfic. I Did Zero Research Outside Of The One Special Interest

Iida, on his 5th cup of coffee: Am I woke yet?

Midoriya, crying: That‘s not what that means. You’re going to hurt yourself if you don’t stop.

The difficult part is the melting ice causes floods, which are now your job to stop.

Ice, snow and darkness is all you’ve ever known. Your family has navigated the boundless glaciers for generations, where life is rare and hardness is what keeps you alive. One morning you awake, and a great ball of flame has risen over the horizon. Summer is coming.

Bakugou: Can you please stop talking for once?

Midoriya: You of all people should know I physically can’t.

Kaminari, playing with Koda’s dog: Whoozagoodboy

Koda: He says you are

Kaminari, tearing up: He’s the best boy and I thank him.

please, dont give up.

I see this side eye at least twice a week because I have a Situation with a Bitch (yes I’m talking about a horse)

MIND HONSE..........

*sigh of the long suffering*

Alright, here we go.

Keeps getting back on despite getting injuries and cracked helmets multiple times.

Can get Very Expensive Very Fast

Requires constant maintenance

Someone always has a story of how someone they knew died that way

Surprised to see someone of the opposite gender doing their activity

Also weirdly into someone of the opposite gender doing their activity

Commonly mislabeled personality-wise (Horse girls tend to be down to earth, bikers tend to be silly, etc.)

Somewhat high chances of death

Once you have one you want more

Adrenaline junkies

Biker boys and horse girls are the same genre of people and if anyone reblogs I’ll elaborate

Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.

Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?

Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)

Shut up about the curse

Bakugou: I serve no god

Midoriya: What do you call your anger? Your emotions? Your god is the side of your mind you have no control over.