*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...

You, of course, decide to be as close to a dragon as possible.

You die, and wake up in a chair with a screen in front of you. It reads “Congratulations on being the 100 billionth person to die! As a reward, you get to customize your body, choose your skills, traits, etc for your next reincarnation! Once you finish, click “REINCARNATE”.

Let’s see some tears then. Get on with it.

is aphex twin like the song version of apex legends? i know nothing about either

You're gonna make me cry, you're gonna make this poor old man cry

It’s weird what medicine and sickness will do to your dreams like

fever: your deepest fear

anesthesia: kaleidoscope

NyQuil: face centipede

Benadryl: the hat man

It makes no sense.

i realized i never posted this on tumblr??? anyways here ya go tumblr

Mina: Whatever you do don’t talk to Kaminari today. He had a tone of sugar and can’t speak comprehensively anymore.

Kaminari, appearing: Hnnnng, cheese

Shoji: My hoodies always go missing

Tokoyami: I’m not the only one who steals them.

Midoriya: You and Iida always have giant hoodies that are soft so everyone just raids your closets

Kaminari: Have you ever just craved soup?

Mina: Soup? Yes.

I wrote this forever ago (it was only like a month ago but still) and I need it to be put here for the artists and readers who want boys in skirts in a story.

Kaminari: So when did you first realize you liked Kirishima?

Bakugou: Why should I tell you?

Kaminari: I'll give you five dollars

Bakugou, sighing: We were hanging out and the sun was setting and he gave me a dopey grin.