Biker Boys And Horse Girls Are The Same Genre Of People And If Anyone Reblogs I’ll Elaborate

Kaminari: In this house we respect the laws of gravity

Uraraka: No we don’t. We stomp all over them.

Aizawa, shaking: What do you mean disrespect the laws of gravity?

I won <3

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

Frankly i wish gepard was characterized more often as being fucking exhausted, dealing with the Horrors, and overworked into oblivion. Like i want him being a lil more done w shit. He plays nice and acts the part but he's running on 8 cups of shitty coffee and punching the shit out of monsters. Ppl always make gepard a blushing baby soft boy but i want him to be a lil bit dead inside. He is held together by nothing but coffee, the adrenaline of nearly dying on the front lines, and his obsessive desire to protect ppl

Mina: Im going to kill the mango man

Kaminari: Why?

Mina: He stole my chips

Mina: What would you do if I told you to hand over your pronouns?

Kaminari: Oh cool here you go.

Sero: Don’t you know there’s a shortage?

Kirishima: What’s a pronoun?

Bakugou: I don’t know why I hang out with you all.

Some strange and somewhat specific shipping dynamics because I have nothing useful on the brain

First up, polyamory - The one who insults important people chaotically, the one who insults important people in a refined way, and the one who apologizes for them both.

Next up! - A bisexual god/goddess and the pathetic skinny sweetheart of a husband/wife they picked (bonus points for more popular but less nice contenders. Bi Wife Energy from Cringe and the Lizards)

Third - The Chosen One who hates being the chosen one and the person who's the reason they're willing to put up with being a hero.

Number four - The one who's always annoyed at them for getting distracted and the distracted one who's actually acutely aware of the annoyed one. Ex. "You're so busy watching the cat chase a butterfly I could confess my love and you wouldn't notice" B, who knew exactly what they said: "What was that?" B is just waiting for the moment to reveal they know

5 - The wine aunt and the literal parent. Wine aunt typically has the basic "You all go play while I drink mimosas. The only rules are don't get yourselves killed, don't go to prison, and don't bother me." Parent is Actual Responsible Adult. Wine aunt will step in if the parent gets overwhelmed, but most of the time it's just their Very Different Styles of Parenting. (Bonus points if they get together parent trap style)

six - The burnt-out kid who doesn't see the point but gets As anyway and the class clown who is determined to get them to take a break. (Best done if burnt-out is tutoring class clown for Reasons, extra bonus if burnt-out seems like a teacher's pet at first glance)

Seventh, another poly - The one with chronic pain and their two 'nurses'. One is doing So Much Research and trying Their Best to help them deal but doesn't know anything and the other who's done this before is laid back and sorta goes 'yeah i know a guy and eventually I'll remember to tell you but until then try x". Person with chronic pain loves both them and their care styles deeply.

Number 8 - Content creator and the one who beats content out of them with a stick, but out of love.

9 - The one who has 50,000 unread messages from the chat(s) they are in and the one who's always on the chat that keeps them up-to-date so they never have to open their chat messages.

And the final dynamic - The immortal/god who's gotten tired of immortality and wants their immortality and the one who's reshowing them the wonders of the world. (This one can be very tragic. Bonus points if immortal is secretly like 'once they die I die. Until then, I'll hold on.' :,D)

Luka, holding his head in his hands and sighing dreamily: its just. I saw the captain fighting fragmentum and hes so cool. He just punches! Have you seen how he punches????? I need to get him to fight me. Do you think he'd agree to fight me???

Sampo: gepard usually trains with some of the new recruits around 8am every morning and spars with them. I could sell you a silvermane uniform for a modest price to get you in--

Seele: Sampo why do you know that. Why the fuck do you have a uniform--

Luka: is impersonating a guard illegal?

Seele: luka no

Some responses for when someone asks your gender

“What’s a gender?”

“You can’t trick me into doing math!”

“And now I’ve thrown you off your rhythm!” (Courtesy of John Mulaney)

*just laugh*

“Oh! You got me good there!”

“wouldn’t you like to know weather boy?”