God Has Entered Into My Body, Like A Body My Same Size

something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

This is how Soundwave’s and Blaster’s fights always look like to me. Catsette carrier fighting… the way they hate each other so bad makes me think of two stray cats bumping into each other and immediately getting hissy about seeing another cat in general 🙄 so many it’s just a cassette carrier thing. They must be introduced to the other slowly and comfortably or else they WILL fight like cats

sam definitely made “potions” out of mud & bird bath water & pine needles. john definitely jotted that down in his journal under “reasons my son might be an evil demon kid”.

"I'm so sorry"

What’s wrong with you?

Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

I hope that the pain stops all of the sudden

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature,

They will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother.

It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard,

The wind in the grass.

And as he stares into the sky,

There are twice as many stars as usual.

More beast memes cause i miss them 💔

(Also you cant tell me this isn’t something they would do)